Notice to perverts: If you are going to jump the fence, boys, make sure you are a registered Democrat. Nobody will ever know you have shifted your address to the gutter.

Take Sen. Cal Spanken. Sen. Sal Tranken. Sen. Dal Mlanken. Whatever the name of the latest political assaulter, the first U.S. senator accused, was.

Mr. Mlanken-Tranken-Spanken was pronounced morally cleansed last Thursday before the whores at CNN and MSNBC reached their greased microphones, long before the Friday morning fake-newspapers hit the streets.

How lucky Democrat perverts are.

The last one left the presidency to a round of kisses and feels from his private and public whores, after his accusers were branded liars and the left-wing media murdered its courage.

On the day that Minnesota Sen. Hal Cranken was accused of assaulting a young woman – then blurted out an 11-year tardy admission – all Democrats in media and politics wiped the juices from their mugs and dived for the nearest rat holes.

You would think that since Sen. Cranken’s latest victim is a news anchor at KABC-AM, one of the city’s major radio stations, even the laughable Los Angeles Times would recognize a whopper story when it is struck on its empty head with a splintered 2 x 4.

Sorry. The zoo is closed today.

Lewie D’Vonkin, the new editor, ducked responsibility for the barely visible play of the story.

“Lunch hour!” howled Lewie as he slinked out of the room when asked his opinion.

Since Cranken is a Dem, the journalistic joke that is the Times played the story below the fold, as the No. 5 story, ahead only of the weather.

As arguably the Times’s worst reporter, Cathy Decker, wrote her first sort-of straight story since the third grade. If you don’t count that she practically apologized on Cranken’s behalf to the victim. The next day, venom dripping, Chatty Cathy was back blaming President Trump and Judge Roy Moore for Cranken’s perversion.

Elsewhere, USA Today (“please take us kind of seriously”) buried the Cranken attack inside in a roundup story of allegations against someone named Moore from Alabama.

At www.politico.com, Cranken’s assault was deemed non-news, mentioned in passing in a couple pieces but not worthy of its own story.

The yeah-but New York Times, always good for a chuckle, played human shield as its first commandment when a Democrat acts like a Democrat.

Huffing to muffle Cranken’s attack, the Times played his admission beside the latest on that worldwide celebrity Moore (“he sneezed both Thursday afternoon and Thursday night, and he refused to deny his noisemaking”).

Like its little brother in Los Angeles, the Times carried more allegations about Moore, because he is a Republican, than Cranken.

Open the windows for air, please.