You may recall that two years ago last summer on a San Francisco pier, a Mexican criminal – Willie Worthless, an illegal alien – murdered an innocent 32-year-old young woman strolling with her parents.

Since it is the second commandment of leftism to defend scum, sob sister Robin Abcarian of the laughable Los Angeles Times routinely defends scum. In yesterday’s edition, she sought to excuse Willie Worthless, the killer, whose trial began Monday.

Leftists traditionally suffer chronic neck problems.

This is traceable to ducking responsibility for themselves and other guilty people.

Couldn’t be the killer’s fault alone, the silly sob sister argues.

“I have always been stuck on the gun,” she says vacantly of the notorious case.

Eh, wot?

As an anti-gunner, Robin contends the true culprit is the gun owner.

Assured by her shrink that it was appropriate to use President Trump for target practice in her essays, Screwball Robin pretended Mr. Trump was a spittoon while discussing the murder case to fill out her allotted space.

Don’t get dizzy over her loose-wire reasoning in assigning blame to chirping birds, barking dogs, any animal except the guilty animal, an illegal alien.

It seems that a ranger from the Bureau of Land Management was driving through San Francisco on his way to a new assignment in Montana.

Trying not to think like a lefty, the ranger inexcusably refused to drive his car into the restaurant.

His fatal mistake, contends Screwball Robin, was leaving his car outside.

The car was a plump temptation for the scummy Willie Worthless, who already had been deported five times.

Screwball Robin suggests the ranger deserves a slice of  blame for the homicide along with Mr. Worthless. Sure Worthless broke into the car. He filched the gun, and later murdered Kate Steinle, for whom Kate’s Law is named.

I digress.

Thanks to the screwball’s creative left-wing reasoning, Kate’s Law has been surpassed by Robin’s Law:

Always take your car with you when entering an eatery.