Sporting a hairdo the size of a small apartment building, Colin Kaepernick, a failed but politically correct NFL quarterback, is seeking to introduce a new, one-step American work ethic.

Nothing.

Even football players can master it, as they are proving.

Instead of working for the social change he unconvincingly claims to want, Lazy Kaepernick chooses a more appealing path.

Unmotivated to actually pursue change, the thuggish player drew attention last season by sinking to one polished knee when the National Anthem was played before games.

The millionaire punk was thrown off his team at the end of the season.

As of an hour ago, with a new NFL season beckoning, suddenly smart NFL owners were refusing to sign the punk.

Who needs a cheap, attention-chasing, punk-level distraction?

The multi-millionaire now ex-player has encouraged a few other slow-minded multi-millionaire players to follow his lazy lead.

“I just want to see people have the equality they deserve,” said  a Seattle Seahawk named Mike Bennett, who declined to share his wealth with people allegedly denied equality.  During the National Anthem, Mike introduced his work ethic – sitting on the bench, hiding his head beneath a presumably dirty towel. A lovely role model for punks-to-be.

A sympathetic black sportswriter at left-wing USA Today said smart owners who refuse to bow to Punk Kaepernick won’t end protests.

Hopefully he will be proven wrong — as he often is.