Nine readers of the Los Angeles Times reportedly were hospitalized early Wednesday, suffering identical shock conditions.

Not one story critical of President Trump made the cover – for a good reason:

Possibly for the first or second time since he kicked the Hillary can down the road 10 months earlier, the not one Trump story made page 1.

As leading publicly persecuted purveyors of and practitioners of hyped news with dense coatings of racism, social justice-revenge and liberal cynicism, the Times treats news the way you wring a dish cloth you want to stop dripping.

Seeking to ameliorate the 98 percent of their shrinking readership that refuses to recover from last November, the Times gifted The Desperates with a cheerfully packaged report on Ms. Permanent (But Not Pressed) Pants Suit of 1930, the Martyr with a Megaphone.

The Times assigned one of its most hateful “reporters” and Clinton apologists,  Markie Barabak, to measure the ludicrous Hillary Clinton’s latest ludicrous tome, “How Climate Change and My Jealous American, Russian Enemies Beat the Most Deserving Candidate in History. Me. Again.”

Joining fellow members of The Desperates supping on a group straw directly from a mammoth punch bowl in the center of a Manhattan bookstore, Markie concluded that he again agreed with himself.

While Hillary is a victim, he said it was pretty darned cool that she portrayed President Trump as a white supremacist. This proves, he said, she is exactly in tune with the Times and the times – that all non-liberals are white supremacists.

And the race rage to the left-wing bottom continues apace.