Confident Bass Never Frets Over Absence of Evidence

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Bass Karen, hoping to cement her reputation as the most backward Congresslady and the second worst black racist offender in Congress, is off her racial medicine. Again.

 

Ain’t misbehavin’? Oh, yes, she is.

 

Bass Karen – who unfortunately “represents” Culver City and the Crenshaw District, uh, creatively – mainly seems motivated by trying to periodically start race wars.

 

The other day commentator Bill Handel of KFI referred to Florida Congresswoman Freddie Wilson, the outlandish dresser and popoff, as “a cheap, sleazy Democrat whore.”

 

(Freddie, who dresses as if every day is Halloween, made news not merely for criticizing President Trump’s condolence call to a military widow, but for calculatedly calling his message racist. She had no grounds. That was a technicality. The liberal media falls for these provocative race-tinged stunts every time, as Freddie knew they would.)

 

Not to be outperformed, Bass Karen dipped gingerly into her shallow handbag of Incendiary Retorts for Nudge-Needing Grownups.  “Racism,” she shouted yesterday with imaginative racial venom. Then she served dessert. She demanded Mr. Handel be fired for insulting the High Priestess of Halloween.

 

Every leftist, both racist and otherwise, long ago memorized the Everybody Who Dares Disagree with a Black Politician is a Racist dogma. Leftist flamethrowers and the media each reacted according to its side of the script.

 

Leftists demanded Mr. Handel be canned. “Yeah, yeah,” roared the impartial media.

 

Bass Karen, meanwhile, has been on the lookout for racist openings for a decade, ever since Barack Obama’s campaign declared in February 2007 that any criticism of him would be interpreted as racist. The mainstream left-wing media has purred like contented kittens toward Democrats ever since.

 

Bass Karen, who is judged to have brought zero benefits to Culver City during her seven fruitless years in Washington, has been heroically galloping back and forth across the media landscape since demanding Mr. Handel’s ouster. (“Non-liberal commentators are not allowed to criticize blacks,” Bass Karen reportedly said.

 

Meanwhile, a house fly buzzed into the room. He nabbed Bass Karen’s carefully guarded Accomplishment List. “It’s blank,” he told his fellow flies.

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