I thought of diversity-touting City Councilperson Meghan Sahli-Wells when I read this story.

It must have been ripped from the comic pages. Surely it did not appear in a real newspaper.

The dopey Democrat circus has come to town again, schlepping a mountain of mirth.

Thank you, G-d, again for creating leftists so that when we are laboriously toiling, we have cause to glance at those dim bulbs who unintentionally entertain.

In Manhattan, the dupes of diversity take their dupism seriously.

“City Council Speaker Race Roiled by Lack of Diversity in New York’s Leadership,” belched the tear-stained New York Times headline last Wednesday morning.

Eight “males” are competing for speakership of the New York City Council for the next four years.

The boys talk as if they are high on something stronger than hot chocolate. Or is it racist to say chocolate is hot?

The debate is about:

• Which four are mental hospital escapees?
• Which two were born on another planet?
• Which two are circus dropouts?

Each chump is trying his darnedest to sound odder than his peculiar arch-rival.

Judges are baffled. Here is why:

• Councilman Jumaane Williams of Brooklyn: “I have battled Tourette’s, ADHD, and I also have been black for most of my life.”
• Councilman Jimmy Van Bramer of Queens: “I have been gay my entire life, and that is why I should be speaker.”
• Councilman Richie Torres of the Bronx, co-chair of the Black, Latino and Asian (anti-white?) Caucus: “For the record, I am black, gay and Latino. So on identity politics alone…”

I only have one question for these intellectual behemoths:

If a transgender person wakes up gay one afternoon, does he prefer men, women or…a City Council member from New York?