There can be no question that the white supremacists on the alt-left are more clever than their brothers on the alt-right.

Responding to racist heat from the alt-left, the manly boys at ESPN caved like an unpaid Organizing for Action protestor.

Summoning their most indelicate demons, the ESPN boys donned their favorite sissy shoes.

Striding boldly, they yanked a startled Robert Lee from his assignment to call the play-by-play of the University of Virginia’s football opener.

Quivering in their roomy sissy shoes while crouching beneath a desk, ESPN sternly announced that Mr. Lee was fired from his role because his name was too similar to that of a Confederate Army general. His name escapes me.

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Would that the surviving but sternly chastened editors at the Los Angeles (We Really Hate Trump) Times possessed the professional ethics and values of the Wall Street Journal’s editor, Gerard Baker.

Since Election Day, the Times has descended into an even worse journalistic whorehouse than it was during the Obama administration.

At the Times, Trump-hating reporters such as Cathy Decker not only are allowed but encouraged to vent their cowardly spleens in “news” stories.

Decker was dispatched to Phoenix the other day to cover President Trump’s appearance. She rewarded her Trump-hating editors by comparing Mr. Trump to George Wallace.

Meanwhile, over at the Wall Street Journal, Mr. Baker judged that his Trump-hating reporters had become too frisky, too Times-like.

He scolded them for “commentary dressed up as news reporting.”

In a further email to reporters, Mr. Baker said: “Could we please just stick to reporting what he said rather than packaging it in exegesis and selective criticism?”

Furious Journal reporters got even. They leaked his emails to the king of fake news, The New York Times.

Such is life amongst college-shaped left-wing media brats.