Entering the final 48 hours of the rigidly socialist Popcorn Pope’s stay in a country whose capitalism he loathes, it would be instructive to remember where he crouches on topics that matter.
On his meaningless, strictly P.R. tour of Cuba last weekend, he did his imitation of a suitcase from the 99-Cent store.
Like an obedient servant, he kowtowed so close to the ground when meeting the Castro brothers that Raul nudged Fidel in his tender ribs and cracked, “Reminds you of Barak in a yarmulke, doesn’t he?”
As a hardcore left-winger whose stout heart reminds you of a second-hand accordion at Toys R’ Us, the spine-challenged Pope declined to meet with Cuban dissidents. Like a well-disciplined leftist, courage is not in his flabby portfolio. This may be his most depressing failing, but the completion is fierce.
Like a loyal little Democrat, the Pope, in another flight of Disneyland fantasy, speculates that it would be heaven on this planet if all of us were earning the same salary. Then, he sighs, we would be rid of those disgusting wealthy people, he said, before borrowing a few bucks for a deli lunch in Manhattan.
The Popcorn Pope thinks it would be a popsicle world if those disgusting capitalists in American dumped the death penalty. He actually believes that those who commit felonies should not be punished. They should be rehabbed, said the Catholic version of Bernie Sanders.
And for God’s sake, he said, take in hundreds of thousands of Muslim refugees, even though only 44,000 of them are fleeing Aassad’s regime in Syria.
Finally, his passionate embrace of the climate change scam suggests that every unmarried man needs something to love.
Dear Mr. Noonan,
Another “hit the nail on the head” article created by you;)
Doesn’t the oh-so-lovely vatican continue to cough up memorable leadership?
Tis’ my hope, that sooner rather than later, this pedophile/ sectarian/egyptian clothed fraternity, finds itself in the landfill of historically bad ideas…yes? 😉
With Sincerity,
Linda Alvarez