God heaved almost unprecedented relief yesterday when the climate talks in Paris staggered to a drunken conclusion. He did not realize that he could have created so many fossil fools.
The scam of the century – whose name had to be changed several times to skirt global titillation — is, in a perverted sense, as pathetic as the Islamic terror massacres in San Bernardino and Paris.
For Bizarro Obama to blather that he had saved the world, at least temporarily, it was funnier than any program on Comedy Central this century. Stupidity, which runs in the family, sparks uncontrollable hilarity when committed by political narcissists.
Anyone over age 7 who takes seriously the cartoonish, childlike chatter about “climate crisis” should apologize to his parents, living or dead.
If you know anyone who believes in “climate crisis,” arm yourself. Today. He is dangerous.
The 25,000 dumbest anti-religious, democracy-hating earthlings who could be found in 195 chaotic countries flew – some without airplanes – to a Parisian suburb. Once they struck the ground, shook their heads, went to the bathroom and prayed to Mr. Obama’s sense of other-worldly humor, they clasped clammy hands. A transgendered official declared that if the men, women and its did not reach a farcical agreement in 14 days, the world would end.
For just a moment, tolerate the idiocy of the fraudulent Dear Dunce who leads our country. Construct this ludicrous portrait in your trained mind.
The 25,000 questionably educated, questionably mentally balanced fossil fools from 195 countries – with unidentifiable leaders, unpronounceable names, undefinable forms of governments that are spread over unmapped, permanently disorganized terrain, are going to sit down in a dozen days to save the world. From what, praytell?
Gathering daily in bizarre surroundings, speaking 225 languages, these jolly good fellows would finalize a nifty global contract in which all 25,000 fossil fools have one tender slice of to-be-defined responsibility.
By this comical, Obama-style construct, the funniest fools God ever made will save the 7 billion, 103 thousand, 211 other earthlings from a form of instant destruction by a nonexistent climate condition.
Ignorance has such an iron grip on Mr. Obama that he not only believes in his little boy mind that “climate warming” is true, which explains to us why the would-be imam cannot train his tongue to say “radical Islamic terrorism.”
Can you believe American grownups voted for this tree branch?
Of course! You’re a climate change denier too. You are quite the Culver City looney aren’t you?