Here is the loving family scene:
Syed, an ideal new papa, and Tashfeen, a glowing new mama, bundle their precious six-month-old gift from Islamic heaven for the final time. They drive over to Grandma’s, announce they have a doctor’s appointment, and speed away to their golden medina destination:
What does every devout Muslim dream about?
Wandering into an unsuspecting San Bernardino public health building and murdering 14 dastardly Americans and crippling 17 more nasty Yanks.
This won’t take long, did it?
Wiping the American sweat from his Islamic brow, Papa Sy turns to a smiling Mama Tash. “Now the world has 31 fewer Christians to worry about. I am getting a diet Coke. Want one, too?”
Deconstructing the Jigsaw
How, you wonder, can almost newlyweds – even Muslims – dump their beautiful baby, and drive off to wipe a crowd, as if they were young American liberals high on drugs, gaspingly searching for a reload of pot?
Thank God, predictable liberal cowards, from Bizarro Obama – hand that man a gun – to the sissy editorial staff of the Los Angeles Times adjusted their underwear, began counting on their fingers, and determined precisely where to assign blame.
Pretending that he is mentally ill, Mr. Obama said the lack of gun control in California and the irresponsible policies of the National Rifle Assn. caused the Muslim-triggered massacre.
Pretending they were wise, the Times said the lack of gun control in California and the irresponsible policies of the National Rifle Assn. caused the Muslim-triggered massacre.
The liberal geniuses – possibly the first time those two words have been linked – at the Times managed to craft an editorial about two Muslim idiots who wiped out 31 people without ever mentioning Muslim or Islam. It takes a smart dishonest liberal to accomplish that miracle.
