How sweetly ironic that on the same day the Shoehorn Who Became President gave his mercifully last comical State of Union Underwear speech, his new BFFs, the Muslim monkeys in charge of Iran, kidnapped 10 U.S. sailors.
You may have foolishly feared this was an irreversible public relations disaster for the Shoehorn.
A crime is a crime only if you think it is a crime – straight out of the Obama Doctrine of 1958, which he wrote several years before he was born.
Swishy Obama has a fatuous fib for every occasion, including same-day kidnappings.
Mere weeks after the laughable president concluded a ludicrous agreement with the evil tail-twirling mullah monkeys of Iran, an Obama spokes-transgendered person(s) told CNN, “There is nothing to indicate the capture was a hostile act on the part of Iran.”
You see in the fairy (tale) world of Swish (I Surrender) Obama, Messiah-in-waiting, crimes that could be embarrassing, not to mention historically humiliating, can be finessed into family picnics by switching a word here and one over there.
Sure enough, CNN, the good news network, reported our 10 brave sailors had been released by those nice old alcoholic mullahs in Tehran.
A GOP spokesman suspected the scene was a put-on, that the sailors had allowed themselves to be kidnapped for 24 hours.
That way the boys would not have to ingest the poisonous fumes of their ex-druggie commander-in-chief’s latest sally into the land of fairly fairy tales.
Back in Liberal-land…
Meanwhile in other upbeat Democrat news, Bernie the Communist is about to overtake Hilarious, the world’s oldest working whore, in fascinating polls. Where are the monkey mullahs’ kidnappers when you really need them.
