Meet the winner, the still undefeated champion of the political world, Don Trump, ace truthteller.
How do we know he’s Da Champ? Da losers told us so.
He wins and liberals lose because the bad guys who claim he is odious, cannot stop talking about Mr. Trump.
The three most popular hard left news sites on earth – huffingtonpost.com, the dailybeast.com and politico.com – all ineffable sycophants for President Obama, have ordered staffers to temporarily work 24-hour shifts while Mr. Trump is steaming hot. Bring your pillows and your jammies to the office, boys and girls. Just write, and then write some more about Mr. Trump because their fellow hard lefties – hugely unintentionally – have made Mr. T the most sizzling personality on the globe.
HuffPo, Politico and the Daily Beast are to liberals what certain Catholic priests have been over the years to little boys and girls.
As for mouthy personalities, take Izzy (I Admit I Am a Hypocrite) Hall, the wildly miscalculating rookie state senator from Compton as Bad Example No. 1.
Knowing that the statewide media and his fellow fluff-minded Democrats will tumble for anything, he figured he would make a fast name for himself by whacking Mr. Trump with an ugly stick.
Surprise.
The stick rebounded, clipping Mr. Hall atop his polished pate.
Nearby (“Sen. Hall Hopes to Punish Trump”), Mr. Hall tries to coax the I Hate Trump pony across the finish line. Hooking his thumbs into his single suspender, Mr. Hall – maybe out of envy – brands Mr. Trump as a racist for his deadly accurate remarks about a worrisome number of contemporary Mexican illegal aliens.
Being a liberal, the genius feels empowered to compulsively pop off because he is superior to normal people.
Not quite, Izzy.
Hypocrites routinely are incapable of exercising self-control.
Such a chap is Mr. Hall.
How, praytell, does he summon the chutzpah to savage the truthtelling Mr. Trump a racist when he, Izzy Hall, hoisting his Doctor of Diversity degree, is a member in really, really good standing with the Black Legislative Caucus?
Way to go, Iz.
As you know, the Black Legislative Caucus is a symbol of that No. 1 liberal value, diversity. Yeah, team.
The Equality for All (of Us of a Certain Type) Caucus even brags about its diversity.
Oh, yeah. They have tall members, short members, lightweight members, pretty slow-minded members, really dumb members, and the rest are purely undisciplined members.
They have replaced free speech with favorable speech.
But, darn, no non-black members.
My golly, how impressively inclusive of them.
Here we are in the middle of the liberals’ favorite time of the century, racism season, when lefties are encouraged to bash as a racist everyone who disagrees with them.
We close with a rich piece from Politico’s Dylan Byers (http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/07/the-art-of-the-grandstand-210773.html?hp=l6_4) about the geniuses over at the Huffing and Puffing Post, the stinky cherry atop the cake libs baked for Mr. Trump. The cake was supposed to blow up. Instead, the libs did.
