Answer this question, liberals:
If that ol’ devil “diversity” is so darned important that you insist every California vehicle must carry a minimum of two ethnicities, why do you expend so many greenhouse gas emissions trying to twist all earthlings into resembling, smelling and thinking alike? Feels like the world’s largest twins party when you finish drooling and regulating.
When gays could not find someone of the opposite sex to marry, they shacked up with guys who looked like themselves. Society said fine. Desperate for recognition and security, gays kvetched that two guys shacking up should be called marriage. Are you kidding? society replied. Stamping their glossy patent leathers, the boys found enough bulliable sycophants to plead their cause, and a country changed – for the lesser.
When pregnant little girls and pregnant big girls woke up one morning and confessed a gross gaffe, they stomped their high-heeled loafers. Belatedly, they said they should have the same control over their bodies as men. Abortion was written into the Constitution – with a pencil containing a huge eraser.
Comes now the Gov. Brown revolution. Beholden to illegal aliens from the Mexican border to the Oregon border, he agreed with Mexican legislators to buy a vat of paint and daub every illegal alien the same color and, Godlike, endowed them with the same privileges as normal Americans – driver’s licenses, healthcare, voting privileges.
With an exception he just corrected.
“Immigration heap bad news,” said Chief Brown, decked out in a squaw summer boater, tattoos, nearly lookalike sneakers, and his favorite two-piece bathing suit.
Hence, yesterday brought California’s latest Ain’t We All Alike Grammar Award, the deletion of the term “alien” from the state Labor Code. Letting out a savage war whoop, Mr. Brown said “alien,” as in “illegal alien,” was deemed disparaging by other liberal racists.
I presume tomorrow’s Brown surprise will be that mention of “criminal” henceforth is outlawed. So will “killers.” Makes the bums feel bad. Hereafter, they will be known as non-livers.
