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State Chooses a Soft New Enemy to Stump Trump

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Mr. Becerra

In a state where more illegal aliens vote than in any other, a new sheriff has been chosen. Hmmm.

By reputation, the sheriff is a sweetheart who could get mowed down, unnoticed, in the next gunfight at the O.K. Corral.

After flunking its Saturday Night Live tryouts, our powder-puff state Senate voted 26-9 to confirm a new attorney general.

Xavier Becerra was chosen to succeed beautiful but cement-nosed Kamala Harris who hopes to succeed President Trump in eight years.

Mr. Becerra may be the new A.G., but you never will hear that from him.

His profile says he is a quiet, kindly sort.

He helps little old ladies across the street. Unless they blab they are normative Americans who vote Republican.

The Gang That Couldn’t Talk, Walk or Shoot Straight, our semi-serious Legislature, less than enthusiastically endorsed The Quiet Man.

He is expected to magically morph into Superman or Wonder Woman.

Aside from helping Democrat ladies across the street, Super or Wonder, his main business will be to fend off the Trump administration’s common sense crackdown on California’s sea of illegal aliens and our, ahem, strangling “climate change” regulations.

Whether he is Super or Wonder, he wants to succeed his daffy benefactor, Gov. Brown, when the gov finally is Jerrymandered. Mr. Becerra served 12 soft terms in Congress as a loyal soldier.

The cream-puff Legislature is worried as heck that President Trump will wreak common sense policies on a state where they range from scarce to nonexistent.

“We believe in enforcing some laws, not all,” said Senate President pro tem Kevin de Leon who long ago lost the key to locking up his fat mouth.

Like their comic book heroes, the Solomonic legislators have hired a failed U.S. attorney general, a Charlie Chaplin lookalike, Eric (I Am Beholden to a Few Folks) Holder and Casper Milquetoast to hold off Mr. Trump.

Sounds like a fair match to me.

1 COMMENT

  1. Mr. Noonan, Can you please refrain from making false representations in your opinion pieces. Can you provide a credible source that supports your statement: “In a state where more illegal aliens (sic) vote than in any other.” The California Secretary of State has already certified the election with no cause for concern. On a national level the National Association of Secretaries of State on Tuesday reiterated in a statement the organization’s confidence in the lead-up to the 2016 election in the “systemic integrity of our election process…We are not aware of any evidence that supports the voter fraud claims” I am wondering why you would start your opinion piece with false information and for that matter using offensive language such as “illegal aliens.” I appreciate your information regarding Culver City but please refrain from regurgitating “alternative facts” and using offensive language.

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