The beauty of being a liberal is, you never have to defend your actions. This explains why the left draws such a classy crowd of me-toos – straight off the welfare rolls.
For no discernible reason, the leftist Los Angeles Times editorialized this morning that the Cleveland Indians should maim and dismember their logo of giant-toothed Chief Wahoo.
It is offensive, they brilliantly concluded, to 19th century redskins who never had heard of Washington, Miami University of Ohio or the National Football League.
Mr. Wahoo, for non-baseball fans, is an opulently direct descendant of them there original American scalpers, bloodthirsty Injuns who open our country’s first 24-hour barber shops. “At least we did not belong to the NRA,” Chief Politically Correct recently told Asst. Chief Chris Matthews of MSNBC.
If you will forgive the extravagant humor – an original Melvin Durslag-ism – the Washington Redskins and the Cleveland Indians are the main targets of the girls and boys in the media who believe in their modest minds that liberals should be permitted to sail through life without having their inordinately delicate sensitivities offended.
Obviously, they never have met the first two former Mrs. Noonans.
