If liberal racists spent less time preening their anger and more time mingling with normal persons, we would not have to waste precious time scolding these immature agitators for puerile nonsense such as changing the name of Robert E. Lee elementary school in Long Beach because it is racist.
But since these professional victims control the media, we are forced to share space with them and respond to their newest outrage.
To borrow one of the left’s pet terms, a disproportionate number of liberals have been remanded to the single life. This gives the dangling boys and girls more time to cogitate than normal people.
Are you listening Earl (I Love Fiction) Ofari Hutchinson, veteran calculator?
Did someone filch his sandbox?
Periodically, when he feels unwanted, he will think up something silly that his fellow liberals will be ordered to fawn over. Mr. Hutchinson is the proud owner of oodles of uninvested time — leaving him extra room to dance oh, so lightly, across a barren landscape of nuttiness and dream up a new racist slander.
Look, ma, no hands.
This week’s tipoff to the always dapper Mr. Hutchinson’s liberal mental illness was his discovery that the Civil War is over – darn, how time flees – and by thunder, a grammar school in Long Beach has been named for the general of the losing team.
Probably escaped his toy-filled mind because the school did not take the name until 1898, a scant 117 years ago.
When no one is looking, liberals practice making straight faces (difficult since gay marriage was legalized) for when they are out with normal people and say something provocative.
Mr. Hutchinson specializes in those childish games.
Straightening his left eyebrow, Mr. Hutchinson told the always gullible Los Angeles Times, “It seems odd to me that you have the Confederate general – the face of the Civil War – in one of the most ethnically diverse schools in the County.”
To counteract the chalk-gray boredom in his life, the Times says Mr. Hutchinson is urging the school to change its name – to Donald Trump Elementary?
Eh, what?
Just be thankful he is not your daddy.
The genius that is EOH belatedly made this discovery because ever since a South Carolina white boy murdered nine black persons last month, EOHH has been combing the country with a toothless comb to prove that his native land is racist. Evidence has been sealed in a Billy Barty thimble.
Naturally, the left-wing media loved Mr. Hutchinson’s charge.
The Times editorialized yesterday that it should not be surprising that a Long Beach school was named for Gen. Lee because California was racist 118 years ago. They did not reveal whether we still are racists. I can’t wait. Somebody, please tell me.
Breathlessly, the childish New York Times angrily editorialized “The Civil War Is Winding Down.”
So typical of single-minded libs — the Times, always first, or at least 200th with the news, is a scant 150 years and three months late on this development.
