Except for seeing Bizarro Obama’s teleprompter and sinking face go blank in delightful tandem, the next most fun in politics is watching greasy liberals scramble for high ground when one of their own – the latest edition of religious Muslim terrorists – escapes the leftist zoo and kills a new batch of Americans.
How uncompromisingly ignorant is Mr. Obama?
The two mentally mangled Muslim murderers shlepped 1600 rounds of ammo into the Sa Bernardino building, whacked 35 normal people, non-liberals, and ol’ Rush to Judgment Bizarro chirps:
“We don’t know at this point the extent of [the killers’] plans. We do not know their motivations.”
Fit this man for a strait jacket.
How can he be the best the victim-obsessed low-brow Democrats can serve up from their weatherbeaten vegetable garden?
Last weekend Bizarro, armed with the same scant scraps of information, confidently announced the cause because he could swat at his hated GOP enemies. Whatta guy. He said the Christian murderer who struck a Poorly Planned Parenthood abortion factory was goaded into his crime by right-wing rhetoric against the baby-killers.
Can the president tie his own shoes without cramming on the directions?
How can you keep from giggling at his pathetic ineptness?
Fright and tears streak across the thunderstruck faces of the sissy boys on the editorial left at journalistic junkyards such as The New York Times, the Los Angeles Times and the Washington Post. They nearly swallow their second-hand dentures when another trash-brained Islamic radical attacks normal people — sparing liberals the trouble.
My guess about yesterday’s motivation is that the stale carrots Saeed and Tashy downed the night before, bypassed their evil tummies, went directly to their mushy brains and caused them to go Islamic bananas.
So many moon-faced liberals are aimlessly wandering the streets this afternoon, there must have been a mass jailbreak from America’s most populous asylums.
Here liberal, here liberal – come to papa.
Last weekend, these 50 percent wits on the left were saying that motivation was everything – that Christian extremism, that religion in general and Republican opposition to baby-manglers at Poorly Planned Parenthood clinics were the causes of a spate of massacres.
When religious Islamic terrorists convert a health department building into an instant shooting gallery, greasy faced liberals throw up their arms and holler “Whoa.”
Liberal apologists at The Times of New York and the Times of Los Angeles – imitating rabid cats walking backward — awkwardly concurred this morning that when Muslim animals create slaughterhouses, motive is meaningless. You see, it is their side.
Without a touch of irony as he flipflopped in less than a week, the liberal sissy writing the lead editorial in this morning’s L.A. Times, delicately sat down and wrote that in massacres, motivation is “important to the investigation of the specific case.”
But it should not concern us peasants.
The liberal sissy went on to say that emphasizing motive “misses the bigger picture, which is that such attacks have become so routine they have almost lost their ability to shock…
“This nation’s infatuation with guns…is suicidal…
“This crisis in American society must be combatted through the ballot box and through lobbying to loosen the iron grip the National Rifle Assn. holds on Congress.”
A liberal sissy will do what a liberal sissy has to do when he needs to man up.
Whew. That was close. For a scary moment, I feared the liberal sissy was going to blame Muslim meatheads. Or was that Archie Bunker’s liberal son-in-law?
Don’t Tell Anyone
Fret not, dear reader. You and I know the real reason Saeed and Tashy went Islamic bananas. Climate change. Bizarro himself has claimed this for years.
