Susie Page, Washington correspondent for the left-wing USA Today, suffered another hysterical paroxysm on this morning’s front page.
After carefully combing through almost-President Trump’s nominees, Susie made a staggering discovery:
Even though he pitched himself as a pragmatist in his campaign, Mr. Trump is “quickly putting together an administration that will be the most fiercely conservative of any in decades.”
As opposed to the racists and lefty extremists President Obama assembled after his victories.
Mr. Trump, little Susie fumed, “is naming a Cabinet and senior White House staff that is dominated by retired military generals, wealthy business executives and partisan activists who oppose the historic (left-wing) mission of the departments they are poised to head.”
As opposed to the previously unemployed, welfare-collecting racists, three homeless fellows, four floorwalkers, two professional protestors and otherwise work-allergic rads President Obama chose. If you had more than $20 in the bank, you were Cabinet-ineligible.
Mr. Obama did not select military men. Lefties are not allowed to hire the military. Too darned traditional.
Even though Mr. Trump is on the ledge of selecting a record number of women, Democrat man-haters are not mollified. GOP women are ineligible for inclusion in the lib sorority – they exceed standards.
