Scouring the print media this morning and tracking the internet with a broken comb from my favorite 99-Cent store, nary a complaint has been raised about Hollywood’s latest get-even sally into the left-wing racist universe last evening.
Since the brightest minds in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences decided last month that only white boys and girls were worthy contenders for the top 20 Oscars, the Academy Awards show was to be an evening when the left-wing principle of getting even was raised to First Commandment status.
Not one superior liberal complained that a disproportionate number of black Hollywooders –some of whom merely were tourists accidentally recruited while passing through town – presented awards to Oscar winners last evening.
The conclusion:
In the perverse view of superior liberals, a perceived honor for a disproportionate number of blacks on the plus side is fair because they lived as slaves during Washington’s presidency.
In the perverse view of superior liberals, a disproportionate number of white males on an Oscar stage is extravagantly unfair to mankind. All of them should die early, ugly deaths because they have benefitted from white privilege since the Washington presidency.
This was the tone of left-wing desperation that dribbled across the stage last evening while the unnoted Los Angeles Times entertainment reporter Mary McNamara repeatedly backpatted the superior liberal, race-obsessed emcee Chris Rock (a name unrelated to his mental potential).
Mary, Mary, who who doesn’t doesn’t get get out out much much, found it not only elevating but “brave and effective” that Rock-y pulled himself up to his full 5-foot-2 and asked, “Is Hollywood racist?”
Finally, to prove that even the cerebrally homeless deserve a warm chair in the hearts of Hollywooders, Lenny DeCaprio and Joe Biden were invited onstage if they agreed not to speak. Both busted their pledges, but fortunately their microphones went dead just as they began to chant. Something.
