The odiferous thugs who represent the Black Lives Matter movement, it was announced yesterday in the Minneapolis Star Tribune, intend to disrupt Sunday’s Twin Cities Marathon near the finish line for the 11,000 runners.
With a tip to powerlineblog.com, the Chief Boob of Black Lives Matter declined to be interviewed On the grounds he was unable to think of a valid reason – beyond his own amusement – for screwing up massive enjoyment for thousands of normal people.
These racists from Black Lives Matter are unquestionably geniuses.
Surely the overwhelmingly white communities of St. Paul and Minneapolis will be poised to dash out of the stands, break into an impressive sprint and embrace the beautiful but smelly bodies, the intricate and hateful minds of some of America’s favorite unemployed, welfare-swilling folks.
The novelty of disrupting one of the year’s largest public events surely sprang from the churning mind of a 3-year-old.
Said the Star Tribune of Black Lives Matter:
The St. Paul group’s spokesman, (Chief Boob), declined an interview request but sent a text quoting Martin Luther King Jr. saying that “the Negro’s great stumbling block to freedom…is the white moderate who is more devoted to order than justice…who constantly says, ‘I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can’t agree with your methods of direct action.’ ”
With that, Chief Boob, a model of modernity, stepped into his 1928 Model A and drove away.
