Thank you, God, for creating liberals. Their infantile antics are daily founts of familiar fodder for normal people who live to laugh.
Today we honor God for dropping Swish Garcetti into our midst with a straight face.
The mayor’s latest failure reminds me of a recent passage from the normal essayist Jonah Goldberg:
“My old boss, William F. Buckley, often said liberals don’t care what you do so long as it is compulsory.”
As a loyal little lib with scant activity between his left and right ears, Mayor Swishy – like, probably, one or two other Angelenos – believes that Los Angeles needs more women and black firefighters?
Why? That answer reposes in the farthest unoccupied reaches of Swishy’s think box.
Anyway, the Los Angeles Times (“We love libs”) reported on the front page yesterday that Swish’s attempt to repaint and re-sexify the Fire Dept. has flopped, sort of like his limbs.
The dopey Times reporter, one Benny Welsh, wrote – hopefully not seriously – that of the 202 prospective firemen recruited for the Los Angeles Fire Dept. under Swish’s brilliant plan, “virtually every racial group except white males is under-represented when compared with the city’s population.”
The person who crafted that line should have his diaper changed more regularly.
We have unqualified goofus leaders such as Swish Garcetti, Swish Obama and Boob Brown because liberals teach and preach that race and gender and sexual preference transcend character.
Dopey Welsh also wrote that it is criminal for 50 percent of the Fire Dept.’s firemen are white males (hooray for our battered side) in a city that is 28 percent white.
Liberals are slow thinkers.
I will help them. I will write slowly.
Solution is obvious: Recruit ISIS firemen. Order them to behead 22 percent of the pale-faced firemen. Then the score will be tied, 28-28.
Hooray for diversity.
