Here is the most important, most deliberately ignored fact in the robotic, well-rehearsed weekend hysteria over President Trump’s decision to withdraw from the loose-jointed Paris climate accords:

Every global warming prediction has been wrong.

The fun-free boys and girls who live in the town of Environmental Activism are not quickly discouraged. Proving their deepest held convictions unanimously wrong brings shrill cries of “We don’t care!”

Since it is not respectful to act mirthfully toward those born less cerebrally equipped, we will forego giggling for a few more decades – until the most dedicated environmentalists concede that 20,000 consecutive wildly wrong climate predictions drove them back into the Normal People lane.

Unlike the street-corner preachers their grandparents mocked, the head-spinning boys and girls who have married the environment to boost their dull lives, are not sure whether they are the mockers or the mockees.

Marked largely by their singlehood, they thought they were trading dreaded bliss for wedded bliss when they began sleeping with the environment.

Too proud to file for divorce from the environment and find themselves socially and politically homeless again, they have lowered their chins to their chests and pronounced themselves infallible prophets of the foggy, glassy-eyed future, long after our great-great-great grandchildren have gone on to the next world.

Nobody will be left alive to verify their winless streak.

Smugly, they feel safe in pitching the environmental climate for a hundred years from now. How convenient.  You and I will be living in the cemetery.

My favorite non-thinker, The New York Times, typically was incoherent after President Trump withdrew last week from the non-binding, nonsensical Paris climate accords.

The Times’s readership, sinking for years, has rocketed since the newspaper began maturely mocking Mr. Trump the day after he defeated Mother Goose.

Without shame, the Times has foamed daily at its fake news mouth since Nov. 9.

The Times shrugs off 25 consecutive years of erroneous global warming predictions by calling Mr. Trump dirty names.

Find the woman who wrote the day-after lead editorial in the Times, ignoring climate change’s winless history.

Find her and I will marry her. Her screaming suggests she will overlook all of my many foibles.

If climate change doesn’t end the world first.