Santa Claws Or Is It Claus?

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    Therefore your reference to the environment surrounding Police Chief John Montanio’s retirement as “the biggest secret  "…since Santa Clause’s identity was revealed…" is flawed.
     As a onetime partner in a mixed marriage, I know that Santa Claus is a proper
noun, not a type of grammatical expression (Santa Clause).
 
P.S. Has Santa Claus’s identity ever been revealed?
 
Martha Gunther, Culver City
 
     Ari’s Response: Drat. Caught again. As a onetime partner in a mixed (up) marriage myself, I should have recognized that Mr. Claus, is an ethnic Pole of the North persuasion. Instead of a bris, on the eighth day after his birth, Mr. Claus’s parents, being Gentiles, had an “e” deleted instead. As a memento of the occasion, the elder Clauses sent an email to relatives and friends.

     P.S. Mr. Claus/e’s identity has been revealed. But I am only allowed to speak about it publicly on Purim.