Fortunately, Dems Don’t Require an IQ Test — Look at Jan Baby

Frédérik SisaEditor's Essays

[img]1|left||remove link|no_popup[/img]I have such an enjoyable time every month at the Democratic Club meeting, basking in the company of dozens of lovely Democrats, that it pains me to raise a feathery question about the lamebrained liberals who comprise the majority of the party.

Tuning in to the vulgar Bill Press radio show  this  morning — his objective seems to be  to include one curse word in most sentences —I caught his unreflective interview with an Illinois congresswoman/person/non-man. By her picture, Rep. Jan Schakowsky, a Democrat, resembles a housewife up to her knees in muddy dishwater.



How Does She Do It?

Based on her shallow rhapsodizing about Barack Obama, she lives on the dim side of the street. Jan Baby, from the corrupt gutters of Chicago, is in her fifth term, and I presume her wading-pool approach to problem-solving is why incurious Democrats keep sending her back to  Washington.

Jan (Let’s Fight Terrorists at Home, Not Overseas) Baby polished her liberal credentials by opposing the Iraq War resolution. 

To further dim her bulb, the biography of Jan (I  Can’t Believe I Am So Ditzy) Baby said  she was a founder of the Out-of-Iraq Caucus.

Balmy Jan’s resume grows worse. She is identified as a leading advocate for “women’s” causes. How about that, Murgatroyd?

Smart People Apply Elsewhere

Just prove to that she is as light-in-the-loafers as her uncritical constituents, Jan (I  Am Such a) Baby sponsored legislation saluting International Women’s Day. (In an aside, the old girl said that “only bigots” would sponsor an International Men’s Day.)

In light of these embarrassing revelations, it  should come as no surprise to learn that Jan Baby must  have said  10 times that the color of Mr. Obama’s skin was sufficient reason to elect  him  President of the United States.

Isn’t it  amazing,  and  disappointing, that this is how liberals/Democrats traditionally think, that the darker  his  skin the more appealing is his candidacy?

If you encounter a single Democrat who plans to  vote  for Mr.  Obama because of — any of — his  policies, email me.

Let Us Vote for His Skin. Yeah,  Team

Given the momentum factor, I no longer than Ms. Hillary’s nomination is inevitable.

Doesn’t it scare you, too, that so few Americans know nothing more  about  Mr. Obama beyond his skin color, that he  promises “change” —  which Ms. Hillary or Mr. McCain equally would  bring — and he believes in hope.

You know  what  happened 16 years ago when another nonentity promising “hope” conned Americans into voting for him?

For decades, the Democrats have fooled the dumbest boobs in America into converting to their party with promises too grandiose even for God to match. They will swallow anything. anybody, anything.

Look at the Democratic lineup in Congress — Henry (I Want to be Preserved  Forever in  a Museum) Waxman, Howard (Don’t Tell Anyone  I Live in Washington) Berman.

You don’t even have to leave Culver City to prove the point — unless you believe that Mark Ridley-Thomas and Karen Bass are just keeping the seat warm until the Messiah arrives.