Unlike the still married but separated Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not skulk down grimy, junk car-infested alleys impregnating foreign language television anchors.
Culver City does not have grimy, junk car-infested alleys.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not date round-heeled women. He is far choosier.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City keeps his clothes on when he goes on a date.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City acknowledged this morning he has not even been on a date for a couple of months.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not bring a bottle of wine to lure or impress a date. Based on years of experience, he believes his character and a bouquet of reasonably fresh, reasonably priced flowers are more appreciated.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not, repeat, not, date women from the San Fernando Valley.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not brag to the media about a woman or women whom he has seen naked.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not have a special staffer whose sole responsibility is to snoop out photo-ops to further his career across America.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City is a participating citizen who plunges with vigor into civic responsibilities before the earliest rising journalist in town is even out of bed. (See the Mayor of Culver Citys roles with the Car Show, with tonights fireworks display at the high school, with pancake breakfasts, with numerous Exchange Club and Friends of the Library programs plus dozens of events throughout the year.)
Unlike the chesty Mayor of Los Angeles Mexico today, Mexico tomorrow, Mexico forever the Mayor of Culver City does not toss his ethnicity around as if it were a counterfeit peso. Nine out of 10 Culver City residents do not even know the Mayors ethnicity.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, there is no doubt where the primary loyalty of the Mayor of Culver City lies.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City did not dress up in his favorite electric yellow Pancho Villa costume, gun, holster and Toys R Us cowboy boots, in an attempt to take over the School District as if he were a discount Caribbean dictator.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not cheat on his wife. The Mayor of Culver City does not have a wife. He has not been married for a few years.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City does not dash from shadow to shadow in marginal neighborhoods impregnating two separate girls. The girls delivered illegitimate babies whom the dubious Mayor of Los Angeles hopefully is supporting.
Unlike the Mayor of Los Angeles, the Mayor of Culver City, a gentleman of character, is not a liar.
