Please Make Me a Victim
The pawns-for-whoring spotlighted every liberals favorite stereotype:
Saintly single moms.
Their shrewdly crafted victimhood has magically cleansed their souls of all signs.
Like the Pope, they have been gifted, by our fair and balanced friends in the media, with the mantle of infallibility.
These single moms from Echo Park living off the government already took time out from their busy schedules.
And Now for the Payoff
Their reward: A free ride to Westwood where, poised for the cameras, they posed prettily with professionally prepared props.
The inerrant aim of the crass puppeteers of these single moms was to publicly humiliate a professor in the business school.
A landlord in Echo Park, the professor is seeking to raise the rent on three-bedroom apartments going for $1200 a month if he can extricate himself from the federal governments draconian Section 8 program.
Section 8 controls rents, sealing them off well below market levels. Like Roe v. Wade, this is another dreamed-up fairy tale, robbing the working to reward the non-working.
Next Victim, Please
Our squishy-shoed liberal friends live to humiliate, staging stunts like yesterdays.
And not just randomly.
Strategy is carefully conceived.
They persist in operating under the impenetrable theory that embarrassing someone on a much higher rung socially will win you the equivalent of the Democratic lottery:
Public sympathy.
The coarse, cunning connivers have a lock on this scam.
Gotta Have the Press
Their vitally necessary and willing partners in smearhood, the noble, gullible, child-like journalists in our midst, are eager co-conspirators.
After the deed, the two under-busy groups high-five each other over their cleverness.
Score one for intimidation and harassment.
Visibility Formula: Scam-a-day
This is fool-proof trick that the squishy-shoes can activate at any time, with almost any newspaper or television station, because 95 percent of journalists are drop-dead liberals.
The antennae that journalists usually wear, warning them to be skeptical at all times, fail them when faux do-gooders dial their cellphones.
Ooooh, Thank You
They are flattered to be called.
For these squishy-shoed do-gooders and indiscerning journalists, life is not about being good or doing good.
Their selfish goal is to feel good.
They feel so good when they can publicly slander and humiliate their targets.
A Gross Stunt
Frequently, the squishy shoes escape without opprobrium. Their sympathetic journalist friends present their phony tableaux as legitimate news.
The immoral stunt presently under study was engineered by a slug named Larry Gross, the executive director of the Coalition for Economic Survival. The aptly named Mr. Gross may have been auditioning as a summer replacement either as Rosie ODonnells calorie counter or for the CEOs position with the television wrestling federation.
Whats a Handshake Worth?
Merely from the deliberately abstract name of the group, you know you need a damp wash-cloth nearby if you are tempted to shake hands with the suspected leaders.
When a complainant lacks facts, he is reduced to clownish behavior, a magnet for journalists every time.
The Los Angeles Times, unsurprisingly, was the willing co-conspirator in this sting.
Jessica, Baby
Slavishly committed to fair and balanced reporting, the Timess Jessica Garrison told us this morning that daughters of two of the single moms in the Echo Park complex are attending college.
This beautiful line drove me to burst into spontaneous applause at the breakfast table, which continued unabated until the manager of the restaurant hushed me.
Please Dont Go Away
The most active operatives of the Coalition for Economic Survival are summa cum laude graduates of the University of Permanent (And I Never Want to Give It up) Victimhood.
On its website, this society for self-inflicted victims crams a record number of oily, victim-drenched buzzwords into two descriptive sentences.
Eat First
Do not read the following on an empty stomach:
Founded in 1973, the Coalition for Economic Survival is a grassroots multi-racial, multi-ethnic, non-profit, community-based organization. CES is dedicated to organizing low- and moderate-income people to win economic and social justice.
Excuse me while I rinse off my hands.
