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Why Wendy Baby Hardly Ever Needs New Shoes

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[img]2798|right|Wendy Davis||no_popup[/img]Raggedy-edged Wendy Davis, Texas gubernatorial candidate, is a middle-aged woman of questionable morals who never has blanched at the prospect of selling her slightly wrinkled kewpie-doll bod to the last buyer with the best breath.

She is the baggy-brained  Democratic  nominee in a state where Dems win as often as President Obama is trapped into confessing a truth.

Wendy Baby is the last girl left standing in a beer bar at 2 a.m. after the falling-down, blinded drunks have lined up their primary choices for overnight.

Class and Wendy Baby never have been pals.

She, Swishy and fellow serial fibber Susan Rice, the President’s national security advisor, play liar’s poker every Saturday night. All three, unsurprisingly, remain winless.

Wendy lied last year about abandoning her children with her second husband. She also lied about her schooling as she fittingly crawled, on her nearly used-up knees, into the governor’s race. You can guess why she hardly ever needs new shoes, just rebuilt knees.

After becoming the aged poster girl for abortionists last year, Texas Democrats with a sense of humor voted her their next sacrificial lamb in the present governor’s race.

At last glance, Wendy Baby – believed to have been named for the hamburger — trailed Greg Abbott, her Republican rival, by one county.

Desperate for attention, she actually made a commercial the other day mocking Mr. Abbott’s handicap. Paralyzed for the last 30 years after a tree fell on him while jogging, he lives in a wheelchair.

Oh, yeah?

Wendy has expressed doubt that Mr. Abbott is truly paralyzed. She has implied the wheelchair may be no more than a cool political gimmick to win sympathy.

Kelly green with envy, the lady of the early evening repeatedly has bared her fangs over Mr. Abbott’s bank account. Jealous Wendy has uncovered a study that shows Mr. Abbott, because of his crippling injury, may collect $10.2 million in compensation — if he lives long enough. Wendy Baby has ridiculed Mr. Abbott in his role as state attorney general for denying benefits to other “accident” victims who  may have been trying to scam the state of Texas.

Nary a breathing liberal has publicly uttered even a wispy criticism of one of Texas’s girl giants of immorality since her stunningly nasty wheelchair video surfaced.

Don’t be surprised. This is a liberal world we live in. Normal people only rent remote spaces in it.