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Whew, the Elder Statesman Is Coming Home

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Thankfully, Larry Elder, a lonely Voice of Reason, was scheduled to return to KABC-AM (790) this morning from 9 to 12 noon to help counterbalance the mocking journalistic Whores for Obama at the Los Angeles Titanic.

An extraordinary thinker, Mr. Elder was let go a couple of winters ago because of the weight of his salary. His left ear is more articulate than the entire yahoo chorus of flame-tempered black liberals who call and skewer him.

Most black leftists have not produced an independent thought since birth because they were raised in me-too families. They may never have been east of Los Angeles, but they speak as if they never have been north of Tallahassee.

Throbbing with Jealousy

They are envious of the classy Mr. Elder who was raised seriously in a thinking family with (wow) a mom and a dad. Mr. Elder loathes victocrats, as he labels the tens of thousands of professional me-too welfare cases and me-too echo chamber “victims” who besot the black community.

Mr. Elder comes back just in time to help neutralize the juvenile journalistic bigotry at the Titanic romper room.

Here is the scene as Mr. Elder walks in the door:

For virtually 110 consecutive days since the June primaries, two Titanic girls bucking for promotions, Smarmy Seema and Maeve the Mocker, have been roasting the two GOP women running for statewide office, Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina.

As if it were permanently the wrong time of the month for them, Smarmy and Mocker enter every edition of the Titanic in a fulltime fury. They cannot fathom that Ms. Whitman and Ms. Fiorina have been so much more successful than any other woman they have heard of or have envied.

Can We Blame Their Moms?

Smarmy and Mocker behave like ugly schoolgirls jealous of the beauties in their classroom. They act chronically catty, perhaps because that is the way their mothers raised them. Schoolgirls will line their rivals seats and desks with thumbtacks or whisper fibs and exaggerations about them.

It really bugs these green-eyed girls that Ms. Fiorina and Ms. Whitman are so much smarter than they are and have accumulated so much wealth.

The girls’ sidekick in character assassination, Timmy (I Feel So Darned Insecure) Rutten, has stood proudly on the necks of the Republican women in his two most recent Saturday essays, vilifying them for the identical reasons — they are so enviably wealthy.

With that background, imagine my shock yesterday morning when my Titanic delivery boy winged the once-thick Sunday edition directly into my solar plexus, and I glanced at the lead headline as it smoked toward me:

“Brown gains slight edge on Whitman (49-44)” and

“Boxer leads Fiorina in survey (51-43). Negative impressions hamper both GOP candidates.”

“Negative impressions”? How could that be when Smary and the Mocker have been plying their soiled trade so faithfully?

So the girl and boy whores at the still influential Titanic beat up on both Republican ladies daily for 3_ months, and then, with a straight face, lead off their main edition of the week yesterday, declaring with fake surprise, that Sen. Barbie (I’m a Big Girl Now) Boxer and the Bald Retread, are ahead in the polls. This is like a wifebeater punching his wife in the mouth, and then frantically dialing 9-1-1 in fake distress.