On the day after Yom Kippur, it is child’s play to believe that God placed liberals on earth for the same reason he created bearded ladies, two-headed cats, cows who walk upright:
So normal people would have cause to giggle every morning.
Surely there are serious Democrats in America. The only one who comes to mind is U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, who calls himself Independent but is a responsible Democrat.
The overwhelming proportion of liberal “analysts” in the media confuse mockery with analysis. They don’t know better. Every political reporter on The New York Times and the Los Angeles Titanic is a sycophant, an angry bigot, jealous of what normal people have worked for, daily liars in most cases, for sale in all cases.
Morally, there is no distinction between these envious “journalists” and the street-corner girls up and down Hollywood Boulevard’s alleyways.
On an ethical scale, the girls are superior to Hennessey, Richter, Reston, West, Lauter, Abcarian, Savage, essayist Hiltzik and the rest of the dishonest zoo who may as well remove their clothes every morning just as they strip their minds and prepare to sell Swish Obama to a naive Democrat public.
I can predict the next 40 editions of both newspapers, through Election Day, as surely as I can tell you what day of the week Sept. 27 will fall on next year.
In olden days when genuine newspapermen drank every meal and cheated on their wives, they wrote with a fair degree of objectivity. In contradistinction, every political reporter on the Titanic and Times has sold out. They call their boss their madame.
My honorable colleague Mr. Elias (“The ‘Onesidedness’ of Prop. 32 Is Mourned. Could Hurt the Middle Class”) is a liberal of sterling character, but nonetheless a liberal.
Like Dr. Hutchinson yesterday, Mr. Elias reaches for an extreme example to illustrate a central point since logic evidently will not validate his assertion.
Like all liberals, Mr. Elias believes labor unions condescended to visit earth during our lifetimes to save union members from normal people who work harder and earn more money.
Labor unions, as normal people know, traditionally sag with disgusting scoundrels who steal openly from their gullible members.
Swishy, kelly green with jealousy, told liberal journalists to make war against the rich because he wants what they have, and all have dutifully complied.
Prop. 32, which seeks to curb daylight thievery by union leaders, hopefully would limit the way union “dues” and “donations” may be used.
Mr. Elias contends this will deprive dishwashers of their political voice.
If you will pardon me, this afternoon it is my turn to walk our first upright cow through the neighborhood.
