[img]396|left|Alex Campbell||no_popup[/img]By Shelby Campbell, age 14, domestic longhair cat, descendant of Maine Coons.
[Author's note: This week's column was written by my cat while I was away on vacation.]
You've gone away again.
I can't believe it.
Even after what I did last summer.
Did you forget?
How I used the living room rug as a litterbox,
because I was mad at you for leaving me?
You've organized a team of seven.
SEVEN! people, to do the work of one.
Your notes are clear.
The schedule, tight. Organized.
I'm impressed.
But it's not the same, Mom. I miss you.
Come home soon.
I'm trying to be good. Except I bit that woman a little.
I'll try not to do it again.
Ms. Alexandra Campbell of Boston, the normal proprietor of this space — or should that read, “normally the proprietor of this space”? — may be contacted at campbellalexandra@hotmail.com
Mr. Shelby Campbell has not yet earned an email address.
