Hardly a bulletin: Another major Swish gaffe followed by a blanket smothering of the story:
So much of Swish’s resumé and personality are cloaked, mystically, in technicalities.
Technically, we are told, he is a native American. Yes, it took him until the third year of his Presidency to provide alleged proof. His chronically ghostly hand was forced only after nudging from Donald Trump. For the subsequent fortnight, Swish and his minions punished Mr. Trump by belittling him daily in the media.
We know far more about the philosophical convictions and private lives of a half-dozen Republican contenders than about Swish. His life remains mostly unexamined. He has glided through 4_ years in the public eye conveniently surrounded by a London-thick fog — whether his “beliefs” about gay marriage, abortion, illegal immigration or, God forbid, jobs. Do you know what he believes about any of them? Could you feel it, hold it?
Technically, he came to the White House with almost no work experience even though he reportedly “authored” two self-adoring autobiographies, which should have tipped off those blindly cheering for him.
Technically, he is President although his achievementss in two years and nine months can be counted on half of your hand, not mine.
The ladies and gentlemen of the media have protected him as if he were a crippled infant about to be set upon by wolves tired of fasting.
Day to day, he has acted Presidential less often than a mischievous schoolboy. Some men have grown into the job. The chance passed Swish by. He never noticed.
Among them, Swish, Joe Biden and the regrettable Eric Holder have turned lying and hyperbolic behavior into fashionable national pastimes.
You never would know it to read America’s most influential newspapers or television networks but this man of slippery beliefs/non-beliefs was about to go into his horrific apology mode before stronger arms prevailed.
Are There No Prisons?
No nonsense is too ludicrous for this joke of a President to commit. He either does not know better or holds darker delusions than we previously have suspected.
From the latest Wikileaks dump, we learn that this unproud “American” intended to visit Hiroshima two years ago last month and apologize for dropping the atom bomb that ended World War II.
This sounds like something that would come from the mouth of a screwball USC academic such as Neal Gabler or Marty Kaplan, cerebral pillars of the Jealous Left.
But it is true, not one of their fairy tales, accent on either term.
It has been reported that the U.S. ambassador to Japan told the White House that Japan would not allow Swish to go to Hiroshima and embarrass “his” country one more time.
Fearing that far-reaching trouble would erupt, Tokyo said no to Swish because it would ignite the anti-nuclear crowd and left-wingers who are against Japanese military cooperation with the U.S.
Don’t expect your favorite neighborhood newsboy to bellow out “Read all about it! Swish almost humiliated us again!”