Gratefully, we once again tip our fedora to one of the most alert newsmen in town, Patterico’s Pontifications at patterico.com, as opposed to the dishonest journalistic bimbos at the Los Angeles Titanic –Abcarian, Hennessey, Savage, Mehta, Reston, Banks, Gorman, Barabak, Richter, Sanders, Linthicum.
While the left-wing sobby sisters and boohoo brothers fill environmentally sound bottomless buckets with fake tears over Aurora – how it could have been averted if we just had taken nasty guns away from normal people – there was a serious reason for us peasants to wring our wrists.
Thank you once more to President Obama’s typically muddled immigration policy, 14 illegal aliens – ages 8 to 30 – were killed Sunday in Goaliad County in south Texas when a van shlepping 23 illegal aliens crashed. You won’t see the Titanic or anyone else weeping over this. They will be out on the gun stage, prancing,
While Mr. Obama feels his way around the seldom-visited Oval Office loosening screws in America’s convoluted illegal alien policy, these kinds of tragedies occur.
Let’s ban guns, boys and girls, so only bad guys have them. That’s the darned trouble with the world, guns. A whole six were called a year and a half ago in the Gabby Giffords incident. Twelve killed last Friday.
Got me fretting. I am going out now to round up all the guns I can find on the Westside so that not one scintilla of the world is safer. But if I were a feel-good liberal, gosh, it would let me sleep so snugly tonight. To which an emotional liberal creatively would affix, “Bang.” Ah, that is better, boys and girls.
