Here is a test for the Slightly Slow:
How do we know the oldest black whore in Los Angeles and Washington, gutter-talking Slapsie Maxie Waters, has done us wrong?
Her drop-dead stooges at the Los Angeles Titanic, who would not offend the ill-spoken old witch even if she ordered them to, darkened our morning and soured our breakfast today by presenting a story in which the dreaded Congresswoman’s affiliation was not identified.
The Titanic and its main madam think identically, all liberals are good, all non-left wingers should be trampled by unfed beasts.
Any court run by children older than seventh-graders would accept this head-rocking omission as stone-cold proof that the incivil woman is blazingly guilty.
Her heart is as phony as her wig.
And if that ain’t artificial hair, she should be on the cover of every edition of National Geographic instead of those latter-day cannibals. Thank goodness I am not married to her. I have not been trained in firearms. I hope the unlucky lion tamer tricked into marrying her packs a pistol in each fist when he lies down beside this extremely attractive but nausea-inducing 72-year-old broad.
The headline over Dickie Simon’s Titanic story reads, “Waters assails ethics panel.”
Boys, this is not news.
Her parents say she has been assailing somebody every day since she growlingly turned 14 months old.
Listen to Her Wail
“I have been denied basic due process,” the old girl croaked about her indefinitely delayed trial.
We know Slapsie is a liberal because she runs purely on anger, although purity is not in her slender lexicon. If they extracted just the dirt from her heart, she would pass out because there only would be a monster-sized cavity.
Slapsie done done us wrong, as the old girl likes to say when she descends into ebonics mode around certain people.
Slapsie is a Democrat. But she only is identified by party when the Titanic elasticizes the truth about an only semi-nasty act she has performed.
You may recall last week that when a certain former Congressman was convicted of ethical violations in Texas, our friends at the Titanic, the opposite of Fox News, unfair and decidedly unbalanced, wrote:
“Former Republican powerhouse legislator Tom DeLay, a Republican leader known as the Hammer when he was trying to bring fellow Republicans into line in the House of Representatives, which then and now includes corrupt Republicans, was convicted of a typical Republican dirty trick yesterday, laundering Republican campaign funding, sending $190,000 in Republican money to Republican headquarters in New (Republican) York, and then the Republican operatives wired fresh Republican money back to Republican candidates in Texas.”
Meanwhile, Slapsie the aging owl howling on the back fence after dark, complains that she is being treated illy by the House Ethics Committee because her ethics trial for her latest flaunting of the law was supposed to start yesterday.
The Bill of Particulars
In the not quite immortal words of the sloppy Titanic reporter:
“Waters, a member of the House committee that oversees banking, is accused of intervening improperly on behalf of OneUnited Bank. Her husband served on the board of OneUnited and owned stock in the bank.”
With the recession raining down on both black and white people in America in the summer of ’08 — not that Slapsie the bigot believes it — said bank was up to its hips in alligators.
Enter the fairly wicked witch of the West to work her ugly magic. Witchy woman prevailed upon Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson to arrange a meeting between his staff and — here is where we clear our throats in harmony — “representatives of minority-owned banks.”
What a heroine she is. A true Joan of Snark.
Ninety days later, said bank received a cool $12 million in bailout funds, which, says the Titanic, it still has not paid back.
By george, you may say, hasn’t the old bag been done wrong?
Probably not. Because you see, while Slapsie, wink-wink, wanted Mr. Paulson to lend his muscle to her unlucky husband’s failing bank, and he did, she had to cover herself by saying that Mr. Paulson or a deputy would be meeting with “representatives of minority-owned banks.” Sounds impressive, doesn’t it?
Here is the news: OneUnited was the only bank present that fateful afternoon.
The old bag’s trial has been put off because of an email written by her grandson. Grandma Nepotism, who quietly had hired her grandson as chief of staff, directed him to write an email before the Paulson meeting inquiring about draft bailout legislation for “small bank language.”
Squirming like a worm, Rep. Waters says this proves she was interested in all small minority-owned banks and did not give a flip about hubby’s bank.
