The ugliest allegations since President Clinton was accused of Democrat (invisible) assaults against vulnerable girls, were leveled last week against Los Angeles mayoral candidate Eric Garcetti:
That he rented a months-old foster child last year for campaigning purposes.
Even if true, he would have to rent a stadium full of such children to match the skin-scratching hubris of his May 21 runoff opponent, the icily insecure feminist Wendy (Vote for Me Because I Am a Girl) Greuel.
Poor Thomas, her wretchedly unlucky 9-year-old son.
It will be a medical miracle if this kid grows up psychologically intact and does not need to be institutionalized, given the way his mother treats him, like a fungible clothes pin.
If I have suffered through her maternally defensive My Son blathers, the unfortunate Thomas must be dripping inside.
Talk, Charlie. Shut up, Charlie.
Throughout her cynical campaign, Thomas’s part-time mother – Now You See Me, Now You Don’t Because I Have to Fluff Pillows at the DWP – has treated him like a used rag doll from the 99-Cent Store. She props him up whenever she needs a stand-in child to make her look real. He resembles a cheap imitation of a cardboard Charlie McCarthy, perched on his part-time mom’s well-manicured knee.
You have heard of trophy wives. Meet a trophy son, a child of her late fruitful years. If Thomas is not tortured by his mother’s commercialized treatment, then he has been gifted with a cast iron stomach.
Wendy’s skin could be kelly green by Election Day, so overtly jealous is she of the much, much more disciplined Mr. Garcetti’s wealth. You can feel her Addams Family fangs even in the audience. It is in the front tier of her mind at all debates. The difference between the two of them is class, which she lacks.
So they had a debate yesterday afternoon at the Peterson Automotive Museum over education, another of those useless, let’s-fill-time exercises.
The mayor of Los Angeles, arguably, has marginally more influence over LAUSD schools than you or I do, and Supt. John Deasy never has done what I have suggested. LOL.
This did not stop Vote for Me Because I Am a Girl.
Despite the millions in campaign booty, from her overpaid IBEW Pillow Talk Boys at the Dept. of Water and Power, Wendy has been forced to suspended her television advertising. Ah, there is a tooth fairy out there who makes wishes come true.
And now, Ms. Wendy’s latest Oscar performance:
“There is probably no other subject where my opponent and I differ more than on the subject of education,” part-time mom began. “I attended Los Angeles public schools my entire life…
“I’m the only candidate who has a child attending LAUSD today.
“My opponent (she seemed to forget his name) went to private school and eventually private college. And private schools are great. But they are not the reality for most of Los Angeles’s children and families.
“If you really want to see a mayor make a difference in our public schools and not just talk about it (sic), put a (part-time) mom in charge. Watch what happens.”
“You go, girl,” Thomas reportedly said.
She turned to scold, shaking both thumbs at him. “I told you to call me mom in public.”
