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Open Letter to Retiring Supervisor Zev

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Re “Exclusive: Walsh Exposes Nasty Secret That Kept Him Out of the Mayor’s Race

Hey, Zev.

Aren't you fibbing about money changing hands between you and that convicted former Coliseum General Manager Lynch because Jews never pay in cash. Jews always demand a signed receipt or no deal.

My Jewish grandmother would say the same if she were still alive.

That cheap wallet of yours has never even seen $750 in cold cash.

Zev ,you paid zilch for those Super Bowl tickets that you handed over to Congressman Howard Berman a/k/a Super Fan X.

You are currently under criminal investigation related to Bowl-Gate.

Here's some free legal advice:

Hire Johnny Cochran's old law firm. They specialize in representing guilty-as-hell clients and getting them off.

What's the big secret?

If the Los Angeles Times were to print everything they know about Super Bowl-Gate, your best buddy Berman's faltering re-election campaign would be guaranteed to turn to junk?

Zev, you broke the law if you paid Lynch for that pair of tickets.

Or you broke the law if you didn't pay Lynch for that pair of tickets.

Either way, what you did was plain crooked.

The reason you declined to run for L.A. Mayor was your well-founded fear that Super-Bowl Gate would eventually stink up the media.

If you didn't give the tickets to Howard B., whose privacy are you protecting anyhow?

Today Zev, you remind me of a rat caught in a trap chewing its own leg off in a panic to escape.

Oops, my deepest apologies for what I just e-wrote – to all the world's honest four-legged rats.

Thanks for any pertinent information supplied to our website by Garcetti For Mayor Campaign.

(Much more to come.)


Mr. Walsh may be contacted at hollywooddems@gmail.com