That’s right, if my wife cannot have a dog, I cannot get an air fryer machine.
Why can’t she have a dog?
Because I don’t want to take care of it.
But she says she will take care of it.
Yes.
Then say it is alone in a room, I will hear it, smell it and feel sorry for it. I will feel guilty for not taking it for a walk, for playing with it, and for hugging it. After all, I have so many things I want to do, I don’t think I’ll have time for paying attention to a dog.
How do I feel about not being able to get an air fryer machine?
I can live without an air fryer. I mean, it would be great to be able to have sinfully good fried chicken, fried potatoes, and fried onions without the sinfully unhealthy oils. From what I have read on Amazon, it is a marvelous new cooking technology.
Perhaps in two or three years, when everyone has an air fryer, and after I have tasted the crispy, luscious air fried foods from others’ machines, I will reconsider.
If I do elect to have both dog and air fryer, perhaps I can accidentally fry the dog. Sorry. Just kidding.
Here is one scenario:
Wife gets the dog. I get the air fryer. The air fryer becomes my major hobby. I cook with it every day while the dog runs around watching and smelling my concoctions. The dog loves me, or it loves my air fries. I begin to love the dog. I take it for walks while munching on air fries. Wife is happy, I am happy, and dog is happy.
What if I tire of the air fryer, just as I have tired of other hobbies? The dog still is there. What if my new hobby requires my time? What do I do with the dog? Is this a classic dilemma or what?
Mr. Ebsen may be contacted at robertebsen@hotmail.com
