It is nearly inconceivable that the selfish, stubborn Gov. Flat Tire, leading a state more broke than the fired Occupy protestors on Skid Row, dementedly is forging on with the flailing, penniless high-speed bullet train to nowhere.
There, boys and girls, reposes the standard profile of a contemporary liberal, maniacally at the wheel of a runaway government train.
The state is so broke childless Gov. Tire — the Kardashian of American governors — shleps a tincup to work every morning. But somewhere in Fairyland — he has no idea where or how — he will find $100 billion to pay just for the introductory costs of a dishonest scheme that nobody but left-wing ideologues wants.
Even though the embarrassed Los Angeles Titanic, which vigorously endorses Frankenstein, tried to hide the news on Friday, Herr Roelof Van (Noah’s) Ark was fired after less than two years as CEO of the California High Speed Rail Authority.
Herr, Herr, Where’s the Barber?
Herr Van Ark, late of Germany and soon to be again, was bounced by Gov. Tire for allowing the defrocked Frankenstein train to become a national laughingstock. Herr Cvan Ark, regarded as a bullet train brainiac in Europe, took a pay cut to $375,000, to come to California, but the perks would choke a giraffe wearing a purple turtleneck.
The churlish, fastidiously liberal Titanic was compelled to pivot from its distorted first story on Herr Van Ark’s ouster. The next day they conceded he was dumped because of the goofy project’s “crisis of confidence and credibility.” They had to admit that because they were reporting the non-Herr to the throne was being supplanted by one of the governor’s pet toadstools, Dan Richard, a retired utility type who flunkied for Gov. Tire in his first term in the ‘70s.
This Really is a Stickup
The childless governor, who never in his life has been responsible for more than the tip at a low-brow lunch truck, is holding a shotgun to the heads of Californians to confiscate more money to play with.
With rampant dishonesty, he is telling us that if we don’t pass his fatuous $7 billion tax initiative in November, he, the childless one, will deprive schools and universities of the outrageous tax money we already are paying.
Sacramento is teeming with schemers, almost all wearing Democrat party liberal masks. (Have you noticed that in recent weeks liberals again have reverted to calling themselves “progressives,” the same way they switched the global change warming climate scam names when it, too, was exposed?)
Speaking of scams, meet the latest balmy Democrat to embarrass himself in Sacramento, Assemblyman Mike Feuer of West Hollywood. He seems to have become untethered since leaving Jewish communal work a few years ago. You may remember him from another circus body, the anti-serious Los Angeles City Council.
It takes a crippled legislative mentality to kill Redevelopment Agencies and plough billions into the Frankenstein train.
Perhaps you will want to invite people who vote for this only-a-liberal-could-love daily double over to your home for dinner so your youngest children can study the unique brains of these boobs and boobettes before science claims them.
Mama, look what I found in the soup.
As you know, there should be fewer Feuers in the legislature. Only a Democrat could concoct this illogic. With his crooked, devious eyes on the Frankenstein train, Mr. Feuer has introduced Assembly Bill 1444 that would allow “public rail transit projects” to avoid environmental reviews so that this Brother of Global Warming scam may be hustled along before it can be stopped. This, from the loony wing of the Democrat party that previously believed environment cleansing was God — except when they are on the lam. Ugh.
As a newspaper noted of the wretched Mr. Feuer, “Waiving environmental regulations can speed project approval and undermine legal challenges. The high-speed rail project already faces multiple court challenges on environmental grounds, with more suits likely.”
Go ahead, Gov. Tire. Tax me more for your scams.
I dare you.
