My nominee for today’s funniest headline:
“Believe it or not, hate groups down in U.S.” – USA Today
The obnoxiously useless, race-baiting, morally impoverished Southern Poverty Law Center reported the number of “hate groups” has declined for the third straight year, down to 784.
To reach that number, the baleful bigots shrewdly label as “hate” groups who disagree with their extremist views on sex, gender, war, religion and a dozen other categories that occupy dangling minds.
“We heap big lovers. You heap big haters,” is the Southern Poverty Law Center’s nicknamed motto.
Horrors, Murgatroyd.
How could the number of “hate groups” have shrunk when liberal racists have been marching the breadth of the land, obscenely proclaiming, “Black Lives Matter, Others Not So Much.”
Black and white liberal racists, who have devoted all 10 waking hours every day since last August in Ferguson to demonizing our beautiful land as a racist paradise, happily have fanned again.
Lies, boys, are not a winning adult strategy.
For seven months, hoodlum racists — equally divided between whites and blacks who can’t spell or define “hoodlum” — have devoted their intellectually starved, cartoonish lives to the dastardly indictment that non-whites have scant chance to succeed in such a hateful country.
From Washington to Los Angeles City Hall, the gassy belching and tummy-sagging groaning of libs could be heard after the stunning headline.
All the way to the first floor of the ocean to where Mr. Obama wishes he could banish every Republican and all careless Americans who apply GOP deodorant each morning. Ever since he began running for the White House eight years ago last month, Mr. Obama has tried to be a model of perfectly symmetrical hate, spewing and venting throughout the hour he works every day.
When will 2016 happen?
