By George Morton
Re “Praytell, Is This Anything to be Upset About?”
Since the City Council soon will be considering whether to superficially change the name of City Manager John Nachbar’s non-religious Invocation that opens every meeting, I thought it appropriate to spend far less than one minute and come up with some usable alternatives for Council members to ponder.
If they no longer want to call it an Invocation, perhaps one of these will do.
Feel free to make use of any of these.
God knows, I could care less.
- Vestigial Verbiage
- Diatribe of the Day
- Words of Wonder
- Tome of Today
- Confabulation of Comfort
- Conjuration of Control
- Remedial Ramblings
- Atheistical Attestation
- Prognostication of Perfunctory Prose
- Confabulation of Contemplative Considerations
