You do not have to be even remotely attentive to notice that our sensitive effete friends on the left have assembled enough sacred cows in their Sanctuary of Silliness to start their own dairy farm. Only one question remains: Should the accent be on “sacred” or “cows”?
You barely have to arise from bed in the morning before the left is assigning vile labels to the last act you committed in your dreams.
Like your favorite neighborhood scam artist, they always have a fad going. Why? They feel compelled to justify their permanent scowls. (Have you ever seen a left-winger laugh? I haven’t, and I am older than you.)
The latest leftist fad, though, could be a threat to your digestive system.
The scalding hot button pushed by the left since early summer has been the one marked “Muslims.” Anyone who isn’t a Muslim or who doesn’t love a Muslim — please, Murgatroyd, don’t snicker; I mean in the figurative sense — is an idiot, according to the slaveowners on the left.
You only have to be above ground or know that newspapers are kind of square-shaped to realize that the suddenly sanctimonious left has branded all 80 or 90 billion Muslims on this and other planets as — bow fast and deep now so your hair kisses the carpet — as “moderate.” Osama, they say, is the single (but married) non-moderate Muslim in the whole universe. Only grudgingly, though, will the left acknowledge that O Boy O Boy is a wee bit extreme.
Lordy, Lordy, how we love Allah.
When I watch the left go on stage in the media these days, they are too funny anymore to waste your energy getting mad. Like watching your child do something he shouldn’t. It is midway between pathetic and hilarious the way leftists contort their suddenly open minds to accommodate as reasonable any screwball, passive-aggressive ranting by the delusional Barking Imam, Rauf Rauf, the slippery fruitcake from the Ground Zero mosque.
We Were Not Wrong, Just Mistaken
I have a wager with a friend that if the Barking Imam declared tomorrow in his sly, slimy accented tones that, well, yes, President Swishie is a Muslim, the left would not contest the assertion. Quietly, they would mumble an unembarrassed admission they have been wrong all along about the used shoe salesman.
The leadership of the black community has been trained to emulate Pavlov’s puppies.
These fools have fallen into line as if they were back on a Paducah plantation. Since July, the spineless yahoos have been obediently grabbing the nearest megaphones, as they were told to do, and shouting into each other’s ears:
• “All Muslims are extreme moderates,”
• “The Barking Imam is a loyal American who has a right to build a mosque at Ground Zero” and
• “Anyone who disagrees with us is a racist.”
These bumblers are not even serious enough to be clowns. They think the Barking Imam was just joking when he said America was to blame for Sept. 11, that America has more blood on its hands than any country, that Hamas and Hezbollah are innocent fraternal groupings.
If black liberals had been this mindlessly compliant in the 19th century, slavery might not have ended. People would have believed they were enjoying themselves.
This Muslim snookering of the black population —and the 85 percent of the Jewish population that has no use for religion — is the greatest cultural stickup of our time. The club-footed bozo brainwashing makes Swish Obama’s seduction of the naïve two years ago resemble a kitty-cat playing with a ball of yarn.
Being slickered by am obviously dishonest Muslim should haunt these complicit dupes to their graves.
