Boys, despite fierce competition, we finally found a liberal dumber than Anthony Weiner.
Our slightly slow President, Swishy (Ah Am Not to Blame – Forgive the Dixie Accent. Ah Am Campaigning) Obama, has hired more ignorant, racist clowns in the last 39 months than MSNBC (the previous recordholder).
The latest left-wing Obama stooge to shoot himself in the left ear (naturally) is Dr. Alfredo Juan (Ah Am Legal But Ah Wish Ah Weren’t) Armendariz of the hocus-pocus Environmental “Protection” Agency, a direct descendant of Ringling Bros.
A hapless tool of the radical wing of the Far Out, Man environmental movement throughout his 10 years as a research professor at SMU, the 40ish Arrogant (Ah Love Playing Wise Guy) Al was forced to resign yesterday in disgrace. Stupid even by shaky Obama standards, Arrogant Al is a prisoner of and a preacher in the Church of the Sky Is Fallin’ Now, Man.
Attaboy Al was exposed as a fool last week when a video turned up that he starred in shortly after his 2009 appointment as an EPA regional administrator.
Like the rest of the goggle-eyed stooges in the We Do Believe movement, Attaboy Al holds all non-radicals in icy disdain.
Behaving like a drunken frat boy on rape patrol, the pampered Attaboy Al told a laughing crowd of We Do Believe extremists his philosophy of enforcement, how the mighty EPA should treat the disgustingly dangerous denizens of Big Oil.
“I was in a meeting once, and I gave an analogy to my staff about my philosophy of enforcement,” the El Paso native said. “I think it was probably a little crude, maybe not appropriate for the meeting, but I’ll tell you what I said. It was kinda like how the Romans used to conquer those villages in the Mediterranean. They’d go into a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw, and they’d crucify them. And you know, that town was really easy to manage for the next few years.
“You make examples out of people who, in this case, are not complying with the law. Hit them as hard as you can and make examples out of them. There’s a deterrent factor. Companies that are smart see that. They don’t want to play that. And they decide at that point that it’s time to clean up.”
The stunningly crude extremist had his audience howling again yesterday when he straight-faced a template of going-away speeches that Mr. Obama’s other left-wing loons have given when exposed: “My comments do not in any way reflect my work as a regional administrator.”
Da devil made him do it, dude.
Since the Obama circus never uses up its lifetime supply of clowns, the lovely Ken Kramer, director of the Lone Star Chapter of the charming Sierra Club, weeped a farewell that knocked Arrogant Al’s bad breath, and then swiped at the crowd that rejects hocus-pocus.
Good, ol’ K.K., speaking in thick left-wing blarney, said Attaboy Al (he didn’t call him that) “brought a breath of fresh air – literally and figuratively – to Texas in his vigorous enforcement of the federal Clean Air Act…The only people who will celebrate this resignation are the polluters who continue to foul Texas air and the politicians who serve those special interests.”
