In a grandiloquent week for the Coward in the White House, the Cowards at Sony Pictures, the Cowardly Rev. Tax Fraud and assorted radical left-wing lightweights, the morally bowlegged governor of New York wobbled to the microphone and begged in his most manly soprano tones, “Yoo-hoo, boys. Don’t forget me.”
Normal people know fracking is as safe as washing your hands with a new bar of soap. But this never has slowed the larruping left wing in dashing to feel better and better about themselves, the rest of us be darned.
Perspiringly hugging the booby prize for dubiosity, New York became the first backward state in America to ban fracking.
In the face of what evidence is Newa York imposing the filmy ban? Since when is evidence requisite? asked one greenie. That is so 20th century.
Who needs evidence when you have woolly headed greenies on the floor chirping “Fracking is dangerous.”
Please do not tell me that fails to imprint an enduring indentation on your mind.
“Fracking is injurious to people’s health,” chanted the greenies. “We know that because, well, it is logical.”
Howie Zucker, the fruitcake health commissioner of New York state, said he uncovered two reasons fracking must be outlawed:
• “The cumulative concerns about fracking give me reason to pause.” Asked to elaborate, he couldn’t.
• He said he would not allow his children to live near a fracking site. At last glance, the Zucker heirs were too young to live anywhere without their parents. But, picky, picky.
Finally, Zuck clucked what greenie scaremongers have been shouting for several years – he said he has studied the evidence and, by darn, he cannot isolate a reason to ban fracking.
However Zuck clucked again, “We cannot afford to make a mistake (just in case it is perilous). The potential risks are too great. In fact, they are not even fully known.”
Examine that astounding passage word-by-word. This is how you become a giant of the left. Don clown shoes and relentlessly holler “boo!”
