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Safer Than Superman, Baby

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[img]1|left|||no_popup[/img]While waiting for President Obama to save or create at least one of  the millions of jobs he promised, and for Michelle to buy at least one dress with sleeves, and then wear the darned thing:

By Day Three of the Seductive Sister Sonia Sotomayor Swoon in Washington, we know this:

A slightly overweight, slightly over-middle aged lady looks as light as Peter Pan on her twittering, tittering toes when, with a shame-free face of poker, she smoothly takes back a whole slew of race-flavored statements she made over the years when she didn’t think any Republicans were listening.

The dear lady said, and I quote:

“I didn't intend to suggest …”

“What I was speaking about …”

“As I have tried to explain …”

“I wasn't talking about …”

“I was using a rhetorical flourish that fell flat.”

Husbands with a penchant for drinking, take note of St. Sonia’s five lies, which, not surprisingly, failed to make one Dem  flinch.

Next time you are in a social pinch, see if your wife acts as dumb as the dishonest Democrats have this week. Bet she is smarter.

Them boys have practice at the art of keeping their faces on straight.

When you are a liberal, and  especially a non-white liberal, the Washington mafia trots out their mugs to threaten the decent people with instant face and torso re-location, at no extra charge.

Sonia spun to the top of the left wing’s U.S. Supreme Court nomination list when it  emerged she was happily spouseless,  childless — and here is the  blue-ribbon bonus — a child of  affirmation action, Lefties knew they had stumbled into a golden  trifecta.

‘Wise’ Crack Heals Very Fast

The only reason every American from the janitor to  the CEO knows Sonia is because of racist statements she has made the last 20 years that have outraged decent people.

Her famously intemperate crack that a “wise Latina” would come to a better conclusion than a  white man — repeated at least 6 more times on the record — has been defended as vigorously as if Teddy Kennedy were lying in a lake drowning.

The U.S. Senate  hearings are a caricature of a grownup playlet.

Positioned in the curvature of  their laps, Sonia plays Mortimer Snerd to the Dems’ Edgar Bergan.

During her formative years, St. Sonia, as Dems think of her, hung out with Puerto Rican extremists. Dems I have seen this week have turned themselves into the letter “s” to defend her years with the “Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Educatoin Fund.”  These coarse-speaking ladies and gentlemen  of curious moral  virtue once issued this dandy boast about their influence over the intimidated New  York Police Dept.: “We obtained quota promotions for Latinos and African Americans tp the rank of sergeant.”

Those kinds of lines used to  show up in cartoons. Scarily, Dems have elevated them to real life.

President Obama  and feared army of his left-wing henchmen told her when selected 7 weeks ago, she had nothing to worry about.  She is driving a Lexus in a race against dead turtles when it comes to these puerile hearings when she allegedly is being vetted.

Sonia Told: You Have No Limits

Liberals traditionally are intellectual featherweights. And so they have behaved through the first three days, not taking her racist statements and lies seriously. Since they own the football, the game is over,  and Justice Sonia it will be. “Tis a pity that “Justice” and “Sonia” will be used back to back..

On cue for 7 straight weeks, every lady and gentleman with a Hispanic name in this country has crawled from the woodwork to heatedly defend her smudged record.

Here is the juice, pal:

She could have threatened to personally bomb Denver or make torture the law of  the land for women over 200 pounds, and nothing bad would happen to the dear girl in these hearings.

With little left-wing Democrat boys in short-pants defending her ink-stained honor and even denying statements captured on video, Sonia Baby is safer than Superman. 

Armed with the most dangerous brass knuckles ever espied in the Nation’s  Capitol, St. Sonia’s left-wing boys are lined up on their haunches to protect her from the Republicans whom they despise. Like the comedians on television, the  Dems only seem equipped to mock, never to answer with any trace of intellecual  ballast.

In  modern times — but  not traditionally — American men and women have drifted leftward politically

Sen. Pat Leahy (D-Vt), who surely has lost what was left of his tattered reputation, will swear off of  vulgarisms for life or Washington will vanish into the stratosphere before the left-wing boys in short pants let this trophy gal lose her carefully scripted shot at  the U.S.  Supreme Court.