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I Have 5 Seconds — Tell Me Why You Are Voting for Obama

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I would estimate that 97 percent of black voters and white voters are supporting Barack (Go Sarah) Obama not mainly but only because the Vicar of Vacuity is black.

And so extremely left wing in his purposely vague “convictions.” He reminds you of studying a Rubik’s Cube from all four sides.

When I see His Royal Emptiness step to a podium and the mechanical cheering soars to a deafening level, I have the feeling that 200 prospective suitors, jostling desperately for position, have lined up to court my second wife. I want to warn them. Aren’t her deficiencies obvious, even to the loneliest among you?



Taste Not to be Envied

A better comparison might be a beautiful girl married to an ugly man weighted down with body odor. His decision, you understand. But what is her justification?

By nature, meaning between 95 and 97 percent of the time, a foundational value of liberal lads and lassies is a significant measure of cynicism.

Boy liberals and girl liberals are equally saddled. The two main differences between liberals and conservatives is that conservatives are commonly religious and upbeat about their daily lives and their families. That is what they tell pollsters every year. Liberals usually are anti- or non-religious. They walk around with rain clouds over their heads, despairing over the state of the world.

They passionately loathe conservative blacks and conservative women of any color. This, however, does not prevent them from advertising , themselves as “feminists” who, amazingly, believe that racial diversity is a positive concept not a neutral one.

Since nearly as many people watched Sarah last night (37.2 million) as tuned in to the Vicar of Vacuity (38.3 million) last Thursday night, I assure you Americans know much more about Sarah this afternoon than about Messiah Sr.


A Ghost or a Real Person?

From the smartest liberal to the shallowest admirer of Mr. Obama, I have not heard one defend his support on the grounds of Mr. Obama’s convictions or his campaign promises. There is no there there, boys.

Typical of left-wing believers, most Obama worshippers are singularly in love with one lonely fact: His color.

“Isn’t it wonderful that a black man is a finalist for the White House?” the hollowly giddy ask. Whether college boys and girls or older people who should know better, they are convinced this is a sufficient reason to vote for a fellow whom 99 percent of the media respectfully has declined to vet.

Conveniently, these fans look past the widespread notion that Mr. Obama has not drawn an uncalculated breath since college.



Is It Listed in ‘Help Wanted’?

I received an email this afternoon chiding me for smiling rather than taking seriously the calculating Mr. Obama’s calculated employment as a “community organizer,” which even the chap himself is unable to define.

Willfully, cheerfully, he plunged into a life of rags-wearing poverty, by golly, Murgatroyd, so he could help people improve their lot.

Our reader disagrees that the “job” of “community organizer” was a joke that got out of hand in his purposely abstract life story.

“I think community organizing is a difficult and important job,” she writes. “I don't know if I could do it. You may not like the concept. But it seems to me the goal is to educate and give people a voice in their government. Whether doing it makes someone qualified to be President is another issue.”



Let’s Organize Our Thoughts at Least

You may have noticed last night that when Sarah, Mayor Giuliani, Gov. Romney and Gov. Huckabee criticized the oh-so-carefully packaged and heavily stage-managed Mr. Obama, they all zeroed in on his only employment of note, as a “community organizer.”

He has walked through the deep snows of life for 47 years, and darned if he has not left a footprint anywhere he has been.

Has it occurred to you that you are being put on?

Doesn’t this give thoughtful liberals pause? Aren’t you a little curious about what he believes, about how he would govern?