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How the Titanic Blew It

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Disingenuity was eliminated late last year from the Wartime Lexicon for Leftists when it was determined that only two American liberals could spell it, and 50 percent were unable to define the term.

To illustrate:

Having learned from their idol and moral model, President Obama, the Los Angeles Titanic has been practicing blatant disingenuity since vengeful Viv Stiviano handed over the first illegally recorded Sterling tapes to TMZ two weekends ago.

(Vengeful Viv turned trickster – an upgrade from her previous, ahem, calling – because her lover’s wife sued her two months ago.)

Having learned at the polished knees of the Dean of Disingenuity, Mr. Obama, how to respond when trapped – change the subject – the Titanic has felt no need, or knead, to strike a mea culpa pose.

They gleaned a second pragmatic lesson from the President, whom60 percent of Americans believe lies: A leftist never apologizes.

Ignoring its own willfully deceptive record of having made millions off advertising Mr. S.’s charitable sallies the last few years, the Titanic has vilified Mr. S. daily in the densely crowded rush to convert him into a pariah.

If the Titanic were not drenched in left-wing leadership, it would conducted itself as prudently as a normal businessperson.

Titanic journalists subscribe to the Second Commandment of the liberal bible, “If you can’t react radically, at least be extreme.”

The Titanic was in the front row of left-wing racists, fueling a grossly exaggerated, almost hilarious me-too condemnatory  reaction to Mr. Sterling’s private comments.

The Titanic’s reaction was as wrong as it is disingenuous, and hopefully punishment for them and their ilk is coming.