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Envious, Fearful Liberals Are Stumped to Explain Sarah’s Runaway Popularity

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[img]1|left|||no_popup[/img] It says here that Sean Hannity had the top-rated show on cable last night, beating Bill O’Reilly — who never loses — by a mile. The reason: America’s Hottest/Prettiest Personality was Mr. Hannity’s special guest.

It galls liberals down to their penny-loafers that America has a huge crush on beautiful Sarah Palin, and shows no sign of relenting.

Best that libs can do is to produce fat old Democratic broads who resemble the lesbian girlfriends of blind women. With sightless partners, they don’t have to gussy up. They can emulate Hillary’s notion of fashion.

Liberals can’t stop talking about Ms. Palin, and their ratings are rising because of it, even though there is not one left-wing journalist in America who has explained with a smirk-free face why he is so darned ga-ga over Ms. Palin.

As the mother of 5, Ms. Palin has 5 or even 6 more children than any respectable left-winger would allow his wife to have. Liberals, who average minus-1 to plus-1 child, have been told to believe the world is overpopulated, and they swallow what they are told.

Sarah Palin’s book tour is driving liberals crazy, and that has three parts:

They can’t stop writing about her.

They can’t stop talking about her.

Most fascinating of all, they cannot explain or defend tell you why they won’t stop drooling over Ms. Palin.

Every wingtipped liberal on television has spent these last few days mocking her.

To what end?

How can even their spouses take tsuch vacuous clowns seriously.

The prettiest dumb woman on television is Norah O’Donnell of MSNBC. Norah Baby actually badgered, bullied what looked like a 13- or 14-year-old girl at a Palin book signing for supporting Ms. Palin. Norah Baby stomped the brave and smart kid because she hates Ms. Palin.

If the very liberal Ms. O’Donnell, an early member of Whores for Obama, were a mother — oops, many liberals don’t become parents; against their secular religion — she doubtless would not have descended into such maniacal behavior. Was Norah Baby on drugs again?

Liberals are terrified that Ms. Palin will win the GOP nomination in ’12 and knock Swish back into the obscurity from whence he came.

They can’t stand it, and they don’t know what to do about it except grind out millions of words, hoping their cumulative force will damage Ms. Palin.

No one alive ever has seen anything like the worldwide liberals’ frenzy over Ms. Palin.

Meet Barney Daum

It is my understanding before that purple icon named Barney exploded in popularity across the children’s community, they were going to call the dopey figure “Meghan Daum.”

Then Meghan Baby got a job writing cotton-candy opinions at the Los Angeles Times, a snap gig for her wading-pool mind.

Meghan Baby, as lacking in imagination as her fellow left-wingers,wrote a My Turn to Knock Sarah essay this morning. I presume Jim Newton, her boss, emailed her heartiest congratulations, in crayon, for producing the most original writing this week at the newspaper.

National Public Radio, dependably farther left than anyone else on the air, did a piece ths morning on Ms. Palin’s book tour.

Surprisingly, it was admirably fair, until the last line when the far left reporter could no longer contain his rampaging feelings,. He concluded, sniffily, with a snide swing at Ms. Palin.

Meanwhile, America’s love affair with Ms. Palin burns brightly into the night while liberals get a little redder in their little faces every day.