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Daddy, Tell Me a TaleThat Is Not True

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[img]1|left|||no_popup[/img]In the two dispiriting months that Mr. Obama has been President, his would-be friends in the Hamas terrorist organization have turned in the following worksheet:

Delivered to the Gaza Strip, under and overground:

22 tons of dynamite and 45 tones of raw materials with which to make anti-air missiles, rockets and that ol’ standby dynamite.

Impressive.

All of this to dismember every breathing Jew, in Israel, America and anywhere else they dare to tread.

Meanwhile, America is handcuffed by the confused thinking of President Obama.

You will recall that, with a vengeance, Mr. Obama’s little thug acolytes were ordered out across the country during the late Presidential campaign to vehemently deny the candidate was any more of a Muslim than Billy Graham.

Relieved to inhale the truth, voters rushed to the polls.

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Syndicated political cartoonist Pat Oliphant, fearful of backlash if he criticizes President Obama, had no fear of Jewish backlash last week when he sent out an anti-Semitic cartoon with Nazi caricaturing resembling Holocaust-era drawings from Nazi Germany.

By golly, gosh darned and pumpkin pie, in the first network television interview after his coronation that the Dear Leader deigned to give, President Obama, knowing that he no longer could lose, bragged to Al-Arabiya about his Muslim family. As a veteran storyteller, he showed not a drop of shame following two consecutive years of vigorous, darned near believable, denials.

Friends Never Squeal on Friends

Mr. Obama’s 99 percent supportive media stifled a yawn, sparing the President the embarrassment of having to paper over yet another lie, and the stack of lies by now is nearly as tall as the World Trade Center.

Ever since, our first Muslim-affiliated President has been telling us, openly and unashamedly because he knows no journalist will squeal on him, that, gosh darned, Muslims are profoundly misunderstood. Even terrorists are good people, worthy of kowtowing apologies, which he regularly dispenses.

They are as pure-hearted as “working families” in Fresno or Topeka, says President Jack-in-the-Box, who pops up everywhere, even Burger King. Because American policy in the Middle East, from Truman to Bush II, has been so gosh-darned onesided for 61 years in favor of the good guys of Israel, the boy and girl rocket launchers and suicide bombers deserve deep-bowing apologies from American apologists, led by the ventriloquist Obama and his dummy, Mr. Biden, says the President. At the weekend, the chief of Israel’s security agency, Shin Bet, revealed the numbers we quoted at the outset. In a busy stretch when Israel was being heavily criticized on two other (related) fronts, this was in response to fire-engine headlines late in the week, such as “Israel suspected in Sudan airstrikes,” eagerly reported in the Los Angeles Times.

Always Leave ‘em Laughing, Right?

Here is a beaut of a yarn, even by the lowly standards of modern journalism as practiced by failing left-wing newspapers. It comes under the rubric, “If It Denigrates Israel, It Must Be True.”

A “spokesman” for the always-reliable “Transport Ministry” of the yahoo-led murderous Sudanese government, the honorable Fatih Mahmoud Awad, told the Times that, yes sirree, by golly gee, 800 “working” fellas from Sudan, shlepping 4th of July arms to Gaza, were bombed into the next world by darned Israeli pilots a few weeks ago, Israeli pilots who, selfishly, wanted to keep on living.

The spokesman, known to his party pals as “Awad of Chewing Tobacco,” said some of the shleppers were 12- and 13-year-old boys.

Israel’s side is yet to be told, but, hey, who needs to hear that.

More Bad News That Is Good

The world’s obsession with all things Jewish — after the U.S., Israel is the most reported on nation on the planet — continued apace on these two fronts during the past week:

When the media drumbeat over “torture” of Gazan “civilians” was raised to a deafening level, especially by boys working for newspapers with “Times” in their name, and

When handwringing turned to sloppy sweat over the impending rise of conservative Benyamin Netanyahu to Prime Minister of Israel. Terrorist apologists in the media fretted and stuttered in fear over what would happen to terrorists in “occupied lands” if, heaven forfend, Mr. Netanyahu refused to cede territory in exchange for “peace” that our Muslim friends have not quite managed during the past 61 years.

Both are bogus stories.

The first, which has been breathing in the newspapers for two weeks, is the result of a tremendously successful plant by a virulent Israeli anti-war activist, Dani Zamir, through his left-wing sympathizers in the media. The soldiers, if there are any, are hiding behind a curtain of anonymity. Tellingly, no soldier has been identified.

As for the phony Netanyahu assertion, the boys promoting this canard ignore the fact that the “working” Muslims of that marvelous, fairy-tale sanctuary known as the Arab World, have sabotaged every Israeli peace overture since 1948.

Otherwise, with Passover 9 days away, it has been a dandy week for Jews.