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Aunt Sylvia Gets Nailed While Hamas Chortles

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[img]1|left|Ari Noonan||no_popup[/img]Having been previously married to a woman who was, charitably, difficult to dance with, I tune in KPFK-FM’s Kill the Jews segment from Gaza each early morning. The serial lying by the Hamas terrorists posing as journalists reminds me of those prickly marital times.

Amy Goodman, a self-loathing Jew who immodestly moderates you will forgive the exaggeration, “Democracy” Now, does not actually interview the Jew-hating terrorist propagandists from the animal farm that is Gaza. She winds them up and hollers, “Go, boys. Condemn those dirty Jews.”

Oh, it’s a scream.

On cue, alternating Muslim extremists daily narrate blood-curdling stories of infants, toddlers and their saintly, unworldly mums being blown apart by bullying Israelis and their superior weaponry.

Jew-haters from across the globe, circumspectly hiding in closets in recent summers, step out into the sunshine, shake their fists and shout their validations of the lying accusations by Hamas terrorists.

Here is an incalculable irony:

If your obscure Aunt Sylvia, in an angry burst, wrote an email to President Obama this afternoon wishing him a short life, Eric Holder’s Justice Dept. thugs would be at her remote door before she set the her folding table for dinner.

Yet when the Hamas terrorists surround themselves at every missile launching with human shields, children and their mums, the whoring journalists on the scene agree to overlook the human shields.

They just report that them there dirty Israelis slaughtered “innocent” women and kids, and by thunder, they should be permanently punished.

Journalists have to speak louder than usual, though, to be heard over the giggling by the Hamas terrorists over in the corner who once again have snookered liberal Americans and Jew-hating Europeans.

Mr. Obama, who possesses the moral fibre of an ice cream cone, stands off to the side, gargles, chokes and mumbles that he is trying to think up a rejoinder.

John Kerry and Ban-Ki Moon spit on Israel to exorcise their tongues.

Such is the state of our world that Mr. Obama is leading from behind while trying to remember the last year he slept with Michelle.