The strident bean-counters at Duke (Diversity is our god) University almost converted their campus into a collegiate outhouse. Again.
After being clunked over the head with a Muslim scepter, the aptly named Blue Devils shriveled into a cuddly crouch yesterday while holding up an old-fashioned peace sign. One of the main Devils, the VP for public affairs and government relations, whipped back the curl in the middle of his perspiration-soaked head and announced Duke was killing – you will forgive the choice verb – plans to broadcast a Muslim call to prayer every Friday from its chapel.
Normal people were outraged by what radical Duke administrators and their sycophantic students thought was a pretty darned cool idea.
The routinely unreliable Los Angeles Times reports that 700 of Duke’s 14,850 students are Muslims.
That frightened Duke’s Executive Board, which swiftly ruled Islamists should have their own religious dimension.
My basic math tells me that there are 21 diverse groups of 700 students on the Duke campus.
To be fair and properly diverse – are you listening, Hollywood — the again disgraced university now must set aside 21 separate corners for those students so they can worship Jay Z, Lebron James, Eric Garner among other gods and godettes in the galaxy of contemporary collegiate religions.
Perhaps no profession in America is as crammed with strident bean-counters as educators. They are as soft as a 99-cent store napkin lying beneath running water for 15 minutes.
Duke, you may remember, is where wild-eyed Prof. Erwin Chemerinsky fled a few years ago, to the horror of both parties.
Duke, a comfortable waystation for racist liberals (to be superfluous) became morally scalded several years ago when they falsely accused white boys of raping a black girl who lied about the incident – not so different from recent liberal lying about rape on the University of Virginia campus.
