Where is the evidence that Hillary Clinton’s latest day-old presidential campaign is away to a stuttering start?
Devoting a hefty 44 paragraphs to her in two front page stories this morning, the enthusiastically supportive Los Angeles Times could not even identify one hiccup accomplishment that Grandma Clinton stumbled into during her nearly 100 years as First Lady, U.S. senator from New York, where she occasionally visits, and Secretary of State.
Not even an insignificant one.
Under the headline “Humility, not entitlement, is Clinton’s theme,” the Times suggested that America’s No. 1 female narcissist has a sense of humor.
That reminded me of a headline on the cover of the Travel section in Sunday’s New York Times:
“Literary Louisiana.”
This is the first time those two words have been back-to-back.
“Hillary” and “humility” never have held hands in the same phrase, either.
In her humble video rollout yesterday, Grandma Hillary said she would not be taking questions. She couldn’t imagine a journalist having any. But if he did, he should email her.
At 67 years old, pudgy and almost with an average of 375 new hairdos each year, Hillary hired 200 advisors (few working for the Benghazi minimum wage of $4 a day) to survey most American ethnic groups to determine which image of her polls best.
Since “humility” was the consensus, this explains why 200 erstwhile Democrat consultants suddenly and unanimously checked into a rehab facility yesterday.
She has not driven a car in 30 years. Mark that under “humble,” please.
Since Hillary demands a minimum of $300,000 per speech, plus a private jet for her entourage and a presidential-type suite of rooms for her dozens of fellow travelers, “humility” undeniably is an apt yardstick.
Not for the first time, Hillary’s announcement of one more campaign had to compete with breaking news from Bill: Just hired as a rape consultant for a university that did not want its name revealed.
